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Pretend you’re pregnant.

Pretend you’re birthing a baby.

Pretend you’re Quasimoto.

Tie it to your foot and walk awkwardly.

Use guts of it to pretend you’re puking.

Decent catapult ammo.

Use for an “other world” globe.

Drop from tall buildings and let gravity make sidewalk art.

Experiment with electricity.

Makes a good punch bowl.

Makes a bad aquarium.

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Comment by Buttermilk on October 24, 2012 at 9:34pm

recycle as shopping basket

use as an ocean fishing lure

Comment by toofpick on October 24, 2012 at 6:23pm

Comment by Shag on October 24, 2012 at 4:50pm

If you let them sit in your yard until spring, they make great fertilizer.

Comment by Shag on October 24, 2012 at 4:48pm

They make great paper weights.

Comment by Shag on October 24, 2012 at 4:47pm

Grow more pumpkins

Comment by Frodoh on October 23, 2012 at 8:15pm

Spill seed publicly without fear of arrest.... a little ridicule, perhaps.

Comment by Frodoh on October 23, 2012 at 8:07pm

Feel halfway at home on Hollywood and Vine.

Comment by Frodoh on October 23, 2012 at 7:55pm

G-cubed*

*Go Gallagher on yer Gourd

Comment by Buttermilk on October 23, 2012 at 7:40pm

Make an edible hat

use glitter spray & hang on the Christmas tree in a few months

carve out a niche for oneself

put on grandma's head as a concealer

don't make eye holes in your pumpkin Helen Keller look-alike

Comment by Iverneil on October 23, 2012 at 2:12pm

Fill it with nitroglycerine for the little bastards that will try to smash it in the street.

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