Pretend you’re pregnant.
Pretend you’re birthing a baby.
Pretend you’re Quasimoto.
Tie it to your foot and walk awkwardly.
Use guts of it to pretend you’re puking.
Decent catapult ammo.
Use for an “other world” globe.
Drop from tall buildings and let gravity make sidewalk art.
Experiment with electricity.
Makes a good punch bowl.
Makes a bad aquarium.