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Things that hung on the tree before tinsel:

Things that hung on the tree before tinsel: Drunk Uncle Jake, Night crawlers, Shellacked Grub Worms, Painted Cicada shells, Suspenders, Fourteen Festive Rags, Webworms, Gramma’s Noodles, Candy Canes made of condoms, Laquered dirt clods,

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Comment by Shag on December 16, 2013 at 3:33pm

A whole years worth of belly button lint

Comment by Shag on December 16, 2013 at 3:32pm

Bats

Comment by Shag on December 16, 2013 at 3:31pm

Grandma's wig and bloomers

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2013 at 11:26am

Swaggerless swaggies

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2013 at 11:24am

Lynch mob's  'droop du jour'.

Comment by Iverneil on December 14, 2013 at 9:10am

We used to roll Grandpa up in front of the tree and let him sneeze.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 14, 2013 at 3:00am

the hopes and dreams of a young owl, looking to devour cute little field mice.

a mixture of owl poop, and undigested field mouse bones.

christmas lights get hung before tinsel, duh.  that's christmas tree prep 101.

the financial future and folksy slang of a rural christmas tree grower.

beads of dew.

cans of mountain dew with bb holes in em an' such. them youngns, they just love shooting those cans.  we tried givn' em the diet soders, no sale.  they're good kids though, i recon.

a pregnant silence hung in the air, an immobile expanse of sepia toned wanderlust, just before the chainsaw roared to life, it's teeth moving in cacophonous harmony, a gasoline scented orchestra of physics and steel.  the music of the spheres awaited it's next meal.

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