Rocky Road Ice Cream, Road Construction Signs,
Clay Aiken CDs,
Dusty Springfield Posters,
Toxic Avenger DVDs,
Souvenir Vials of Toxic Contaminated Soil,
Join Comedy Whirled
Mountain's Majesty™ push-up bras
Fruited Plains™ fruit rolls
C to Shining C++™ programming packs
10. twin peaks
9. muddy waters
8. terra cotta wormiers
7. dust in the wind
6. the road less traveled
4. dust bunnies
3. real estate
2. soot suits
1. adobe potatoslop
Fossilized Dinosaur turds
Used Tree House (comes complete with a broken Walkie Talkie, a rain soaked DVD of "Malcolm In The Middle" and a moldy piece of a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich.
Some old fool named Ming that pronounces it 'Uhth Day'
Panama Red Hats (Yes, you can smoke or eat the hat)
Zombie Repellant (aka Clay Aiken CDs)
CDC NIOSH Protective Suits
Black gold (Texas tea)
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity.
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