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"Oh yeah, bitch?! Well, in 50 years some chick named Lindsay Lohan's gonna portray you and Liz during your seemingly endless downward spirals of self-pity n' drunk-as a-skunk douch-bag diva'ry—and you know what—she's gonna get it just right!"
Has anyone ever mentioned you look just like Toshiro Mifune?
Where's my putty knife???
I don't give a rat's ass what you think of my cooking!
"Can't you kids keep your wheelchairs out of the driveway???"
Jack Lemmon??? ..fuck you bitch!!..you look like Gregory Peck!!!
"Yes, blondes DO have more fun! Now, go get me a brewski!"
You're Wrong! ..... Snorting Midol doesn't help a bit!
You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!
Blanche to Jane:
"You always were the pretty one in the family."
"Put some Windex on it." -My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002
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