You will add to this list so we can formulate the ultimate Silver Linings Playbook for those caught up in the Dark Side of The Force:
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no more wasted hours babysitting the young jedi.
Moral dilemmas are a thing of the past.
You will mentor one who says "It's dark in here I wish I had a flashlight."
And you will turn to him and say "Yea, idiot, I wish one of us had a light saber."
And you will roll your eyes.
All nearby cameras are potential drone cameras.
If you get shot by a blaster all you have to do is pound your fist on the wound a few times and you're good to go.
You can grab all the pussy you want, because your are a star.
No one can see that you have Yoda's on your boxer shorts
You dont have to remember your kids birthdays....
In my experience, the world's divided into two kinds of people. Those who divide the world into two kinds of people...
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