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The Lighter Side of the Dark Side of the Force

   You will add to this list so we can formulate the ultimate Silver Linings Playbook for those caught up in the Dark Side of The Force:

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Comment by mellowpuma on December 23, 2016 at 10:37pm

no more wasted hours babysitting the young jedi.

Comment by mellowpuma on December 23, 2016 at 10:35pm

Moral dilemmas are a thing of the past.

Comment by Rotwang on October 27, 2016 at 11:36am

You will mentor one who says "It's dark in here I wish I had a flashlight."

And you will turn to him and say "Yea, idiot, I wish one of us had a light saber."

And you will roll your eyes.

Comment by Ian on October 23, 2016 at 12:44am

All nearby cameras are potential drone cameras.

Comment by Ian on October 23, 2016 at 12:42am

If you get shot by a blaster all you have to do is pound your fist on the wound a few times and you're good to go.

Comment by Rosedude on October 11, 2016 at 9:17pm

You can grab  all the pussy you want, because your are a star.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 10, 2016 at 6:43am
The Dark Side may be pertaining to your incessant rambling... "yoda, yoda, yoda..."
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on October 10, 2016 at 6:35am
Your farts are like Trump's hair... VERY MESSY!!!
Comment by Iverneil on October 5, 2016 at 7:21am

No one can see that you have Yoda's on your boxer shorts

Comment by 38chrysler on September 30, 2016 at 9:45pm

You dont have to remember your kids birthdays....

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