You will add to this list so we can formulate the ultimate Silver Linings Playbook for those caught up in the Dark Side of The Force:
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no more wasted hours babysitting the young jedi.
Moral dilemmas are a thing of the past.
You will mentor one who says "It's dark in here I wish I had a flashlight."
And you will turn to him and say "Yea, idiot, I wish one of us had a light saber."
And you will roll your eyes.
All nearby cameras are potential drone cameras.
If you get shot by a blaster all you have to do is pound your fist on the wound a few times and you're good to go.
You can grab all the pussy you want, because your are a star.
No one can see that you have Yoda's on your boxer shorts
You dont have to remember your kids birthdays....
“Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.”
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