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I HEART SOCKS!!!

Yessiree! I am going to sell socks . . . dick socks! Who will not love these warm and fuzzy socks to keep yours warm . . . comfy . . . and toasty . . . yet it can also keep it cool when needed.

It comes in different colors for all sizes . . . from a "dong" to a "tallywhackers" to a "schlong"

Argyles will be $5.00 more just because my 85 year old grandmother is the only one who can knit this intricate design.

We can even personalize your dick sock. You can indicate if you want handy dandy stash pocket for your pot fills!

Order now and shipping is FREE . . . I will personally handle it with care!

COMING SOON ~ flavored dick socks!!! Comes in cherry, passion fruit, spit and wintergreen for that minty taste.

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Comment by chad cook on October 1, 2010 at 9:24am
can I add one a size smaller to my original order? it's starting to get cold here...
Comment by Jim McPartland on October 1, 2010 at 7:51am
2 PAIRS HERE--
Comment by RockyDanz on September 23, 2010 at 10:08pm
Call me naive---I had no idea how much some people use spit . . . cheap lubricant. . . Love the dick socks. Maybe some kind of Snuggie contraption could envelop the balls as well? Awesome.
Comment by mellowpuma on September 23, 2010 at 5:16pm
Do they come in pairs? Because I don't want to have to keep switching it when the other one gets cold.
Comment by chad cook on September 23, 2010 at 1:46pm
How about for the ladies? Will you be offering "Muff Muffs"? "Beaver Skins"? "Taco Shells"?
Comment by chad cook on September 23, 2010 at 1:43pm
um...when you say you will "personally handle it with care!" do you mean the sock? Or??
Comment by PHUKUHP on September 23, 2010 at 12:42pm
want mine with the stash stash... big enough to hold at least a quarter.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on September 23, 2010 at 8:11am
Put me down for 3 dick socks in "party size." I'd like my colors to be CuCUMber, Partay Purple and Blow Me Blue.
Comment by Jams3kds on September 23, 2010 at 4:30am
are they reversible?...In case someone wants to rub one out
Comment by bigjas on September 23, 2010 at 2:15am
do you come round to measure

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