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You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions performed while blind folded?

 

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Comment by Ian on April 16, 2012 at 10:27pm

Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?

Comment by Iverneil on April 16, 2012 at 6:16pm

Can you play the meat whistle?

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:06pm

I can make you Polish with one injection.

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:04pm

You have better shakes than McDonald's

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:03pm

I really like your Adam's Apple.

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:01pm

I have some stuff that will help you get rid of your mustache.

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:00pm

Wanna smoke a joint?

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:59pm

Sure, I like big women! ....... But we can't leave until the bar closes.

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:58pm

Are you free tonight? ...... Good, because I only have $20!

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 2:56pm

Hello, I'm dead.

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