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You've got some real nice looking girl parts.

Is it boner in here or is it just me?

Wanna go for a ride on my moped?

Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!

You ever seen a sub basement?

I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.

Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions performed while blind folded?

 

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Comment by JJJ23 on November 7, 2017 at 9:31am

You must be an angel cause every girl I ever met named Angel was a dirty whore.

Comment by JJJ23 on November 7, 2017 at 9:30am

You ever ride a hog?

Comment by JJJ23 on November 7, 2017 at 9:29am

Too much money and cocaine, story of my life. Oh was I screaming?

Comment by MadAdam on November 7, 2017 at 7:58am

Hi, my names Harvey, ya wanna be in the movies?

Comment by MadAdam on November 7, 2017 at 7:55am

Smash me ousside, how bow dat?

Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 11:50pm

put your stinky on my hang down.

your father must have been a thief, because i saw him stealing things.

my cousin's hand got sucked into some machinery. i'm real sad about it, comfort my wiener.

two questions: what do vaginas look like, and can i see yours?

god told me to put my sickness inside you.

you know, you remind me of this girl i knew.  she always put the lotion in the basket, no problem.

Comment by Ian on April 16, 2012 at 10:27pm

Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?

Comment by Iverneil on April 16, 2012 at 6:16pm

Can you play the meat whistle?

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:06pm

I can make you Polish with one injection.

Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:04pm

You have better shakes than McDonald's

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