Sure Fire Pick Up Lines
You've got some real nice looking girl parts.
Is it boner in here or is it just me?
Wanna go for a ride on my moped?
Those must be cheese pants cause your ass is lookin' gouda!
You ever seen a sub basement?
I'm looking for a new place to stay, how much is the rent in your ass?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my D in your V and then C all over your B's.
Wanna buy a drink for the man who just broke the clinic record for most abortions performed while blind folded?
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Comment by JJJ23 on November 7, 2017 at 9:31am -
You must be an angel cause every girl I ever met named Angel was a dirty whore.
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Comment by JJJ23 on November 7, 2017 at 9:30am
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You ever ride a hog?
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Comment by JJJ23 on November 7, 2017 at 9:29am
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Too much money and cocaine, story of my life. Oh was I screaming?
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Comment by MadAdam on November 7, 2017 at 7:58am -
Hi, my names Harvey, ya wanna be in the movies?
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Comment by MadAdam on November 7, 2017 at 7:55am
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Smash me ousside, how bow dat?
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Comment by mellowpuma on November 6, 2017 at 11:50pm -
put your stinky on my hang down.
your father must have been a thief, because i saw him stealing things.
my cousin's hand got sucked into some machinery. i'm real sad about it, comfort my wiener.
two questions: what do vaginas look like, and can i see yours?
god told me to put my sickness inside you.
you know, you remind me of this girl i knew. she always put the lotion in the basket, no problem.
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Comment by Ian on April 16, 2012 at 10:27pm -
Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?
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Comment by Iverneil on April 16, 2012 at 6:16pm -
Can you play the meat whistle?
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Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:06pm -
I can make you Polish with one injection.
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Comment by Shag on April 16, 2012 at 3:04pm
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You have better shakes than McDonald's
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