Standard ESP Test on Standard Poodle

One afternoon while crawling in traffic I noticed a person walking a black Standard Poodle on the sidewalk.  I thought about how often people claim the particular breed as being exceptionally intelligent and decided to test this theory using only telepathy.  (It is important to relay the fact that I was wearing sunglasses at the time and was two lanes from the sidewalk)  I thought 'If you're so smart you'll read my mind and come here to my car now.'  Without hesitation the large dog started to pull his owner into the street as he tried to reach my car. 

The owner managed to restrain the dog and get him back onto the sidewalk without incident.  I consider this proof that Standard Poodles are at the very least extremely keen observers, as it's fair to suspect that the dog read some of my inevitable facial micro-expression cues and decided in a split second that I was worth further investigation.

My gut told me the dog was an above average

telepathic receiver.   Next come the Goats. 

At most, it's proof once again that telepathy

is like a muscle that gets stronger with practice:

(pyro telekinesis is thought to be an acute extension)

Click the link for a great article on the subject:

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/my-puppy-my-self/201008/canine-...

WARNING:  Sending high-velocity psychic transmissions to possible assets in public places is not to be attempted by anyone other than licensed government personnel.  This experiment was performed under ideal conditions.  No animal(s) were harmed or directly influenced to lean in a political direction that would cause said assets to overthrow agencies in charge of stuff.