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The crack undercover staff at snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister).  For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but has finally exposed the true Spidey.


A little background on Chad Fritzmeister.  When not fighting crime, he is a second shift maintenance man at a small garbage can manufacturing plant in Dubuque, Iowa.  On weekends, he volunteers his time to the "Save The 1-Ply Toilet Paper Movement," a non-profit organization bent on fighting (to the death) the potential eradication of the 1-Ply.  The rest of his time is spent with yon vixen in above photo.


The female in question is Muriel "Red" Grange, 23 year old heiress to the Iowa Port-O-Pot fortune.  Muriel is a wonderful woman, spending her days checking her bank account balance and her evenings tutoring street gangs on the correct way to floss.  The rest of her time is lovingly spent attending to Chad's continuous boner.


So, you heard it here first...the true Spiderman exposed.



In coming weeks, will be working on these issues to bring YOU the truth...


- Is Lady Gaga really Joan Rivers in disguise?

- Is Hosni Mubarak a closet closet fan?

- Did the Three Stooges have accident insurance?

- Papa John...Anchovy or Artichoke?

- Farting in public...Should you be arrested if this offends a Republican? we care!





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Comment by Buttermilk on March 4, 2011 at 8:39am
Joan Rivers will be ground and stuffed into sausage casings which Lady Gaga will then wear to the next Red carpet event where she will pull a bloody rug out from under Melissa and ask her if she would like to come for breakfast on her.
Comment by Bubba Licious on February 15, 2011 at 8:33pm

In a related story, after eating an entire extra large Papa John's pizza (with anchovies), Hosni Mubarek lets one rip while hiding in the closet from the 3 stooges.  Little does he know that Lady Gaga was in there, too (hiding from Joan Rivers).  Gaga gags and dies from the noxious gases, and upon finding the corpse, Joan Rivers assumes her identity.


Don't be surprised if Hollywood doesn't churn this one out.  And it's a hit.

Comment by mellowpuma on February 14, 2011 at 10:02pm
That's all well and good Sir, I'm very impressed, as are we all here in the department.  Your skills of deduction are unmatched, yet that is not why we brought you to this nice room with these bright lights.  All we really want to know is were you hid the bodies.  And don't give us anymore of this "spiderman did it" bullcrap.
Comment by Ian on February 14, 2011 at 7:34pm
Where are these street gangs and how do I become a member?

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