The crack undercover staff at comedywhirled.com snapped this picture over the weekend of Spiderman (a.k.a. Chad Fritzmeister). For years we were duped into thinking it was Peter Parker, but comedywhirled.com has finally exposed the true Spidey.
A little background on Chad Fritzmeister. When not fighting crime, he is a second shift maintenance man at a small garbage can manufacturing plant in Dubuque, Iowa. On weekends, he volunteers his time to the "Save The 1-Ply Toilet Paper Movement," a non-profit organization bent on fighting (to the death) the potential eradication of the 1-Ply. The rest of his time is spent with yon vixen in above photo.
The female in question is Muriel "Red" Grange, 23 year old heiress to the Iowa Port-O-Pot fortune. Muriel is a wonderful woman, spending her days checking her bank account balance and her evenings tutoring street gangs on the correct way to floss. The rest of her time is lovingly spent attending to Chad's continuous boner.
So, you heard it here first...the true Spiderman exposed.
In coming weeks, comedywhirled.com will be working on these issues to bring YOU the truth...
- Is Lady Gaga really Joan Rivers in disguise?
- Is Hosni Mubarak a closet closet fan?
- Did the Three Stooges have accident insurance?
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