Given that I've been getting so many medals this year. (shh, just pretend I haven't had the worst cap year ever.)
I've decided to give back by hosting a cap contest every 10 years. And/or 5 if I'm generous. And/or monthly if I'm bored.
Here is the first one. God help you all,
Now can we move out of Flint?
Period. End of story. -Gerhardguffaw
...what's that Sassy? .... Timmy fell in the well???....