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Rotwang's 5-in-one Caption Contest Chapter-Episode-Sequel-Prequel-2.

Ok well Ian is slacking, so I guess I'll post my own amusement park with hookers and booze. Er I mean Cap Contest.

In all seriousness, Ian I'll jump back in if you got trouble going on ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb3efvg_GLw ) and if I do you should give @Mario admin privs too.

Thank you for your service, we're here to help. 

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 2, 2022 at 3:50pm

#3 Nailed, bailed or derailed... nobody rides for free!

#4 And they wonder why no one visits!

#4 Florida vs. Arkansas... the game wasn't even close!

#4 "All Allie kept saying was, "Let's do lunch!"

#5 "All I said was, "I need to see your assets!"

#5 No wonder it stinks in here!

#5 Toilet Humor

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 2, 2022 at 3:33pm

#1 It was a 3-prong attack!

#1 It was all fun and games until Phil realized he forgot to pay the electric bill.

#1 100 Amp sex... It's all the buzz!

#2 Tonight at the Hamburg Velvet Lounge... "The Adolf Gregorian Chant Punk Sextet"

#2 Unfortunately, no one told these guys it's 2022!

#2 "Plan Nein From Outer Space"

#3 The day Peter Pan took the subway.

#3 "Next stop... Pleasureville."

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:49am

#5. Tailwind isn’t always a favourable thing.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:44am

#4. Pork bellies are up.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:44am

#3. It’s nail or be nailed out there.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:42am

#2. “Ve haf vays of making you tall.”

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:41am

#2. There was a big furore over the little führers.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:40am

#2. TheDirtierMidgets.☺xo∞.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:38am

#1.  So that’s what happened to mellowpuma – he deserted the army to make pornos.

Comment by MacSpruce on January 2, 2022 at 9:37am

#1.  “Another ‘short circuit’, Tom?  Really?  That’s the third time this week.“

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