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Reasons the Styx & Foreigners' Tour Buses burst into flames

They were trying to kill ants with a magnifying glass.

Too many damn Foreigners.

Somebody rubbed two Styx together.

They was a'smokin' in bed.

Two words: Hot Licks.

Too many pocket rockets.

Both bands were "lit."

Their bifocals ignited the crossword puzzle book.

Hot chicks on board.

They were Hot Blooded.

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Comment by Rotwang on July 10, 2014 at 2:17pm

Comment by Iverneil on July 7, 2014 at 4:45pm

Smoking weed near their oxygen tanks.

Comment by Mike McHuman on July 3, 2014 at 12:46am

Apparently, someone had too much time on their hands.

Comment by Mike McHuman on July 3, 2014 at 12:38am

I don't really care why it happened. I'm just glad it did.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 3, 2014 at 12:01am

Reasons the Foreigner Bus burst into flames:

accumulated "dirty white boy" performances leave a flammable residue.

they were waiting for a girl like you with the gas tank open.  turns out gas isn't as cold as ice.  it's really, really not.

how could they let whitesnake one up them?

the bus driver was blinded by science, specifically the science of distillery.

the bus was just too urgent, urgent, urgent, urgent.

Comment by mellowpuma on July 2, 2014 at 11:53pm

Reasons the Styx Bus burst into flames:

mr roboto experienced a coolant leak, and took his final deep bow.

i guess they all wanted to be a blue collar man so much they burnt it down.

cause you can't come sail away on a tour bus.  however, on tour bus insurance money ... easy.

Comment by Frodoh on July 2, 2014 at 10:50pm

Mr. Roboto's abominably BICish Boeing battery

Comment by Frodoh on July 2, 2014 at 10:46pm

They were As Cold As Ice—until they started free-basing it in their GM bus.

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