Reasons the Naked Guy Went To Walmart
Mydol. I gotta get her some damn MYDOL!!
Looking for Mr. Goodbar,
Needed more WD-40,
Was all out of Miracle Whip,
2 for 1 special on miniblinds,
He needed to buy a belated Valentine's card.
To get out of the cold.
Was viciously struck by green-apple trot on the way from his car and didn't want to be all smelly.
Recycled everything on the way in.
He's a customer. He wanted "Serviced."
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Comment by VomitFlop on February 19, 2012 at 7:23pm -
Because he lost his seeing eye dog & can't seem to find it.
To track down the naked girl that went in there. Duh!
To start up a nudist colony.
He's the distraction while his friends steal everything in sight.
Because one of his facebook friends dared him to do it
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Comment by toofpick on February 18, 2012 at 9:29pm -
Because 24/7 they never "clothes"
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Comment by toofpick on February 18, 2012 at 6:58pm
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1. Ran out of condoms. 2. There were cops in the parking lot. 3. Since 99.9% of armed robbers wear clothes, they'll never suspect him. 4. Craving nougat. 5. His dog just licked off the last of the peanut butter. 6. Buying more"hand" lotion.
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Comment by toofpick on February 18, 2012 at 6:27pm
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To compare the accuracy of the nude stockings.
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Comment by JJJ23 on February 18, 2012 at 8:23am -
He was having sex with the chicken.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 18, 2012 at 6:57am -
He heard that Gerbils were on sale.
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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 18, 2012 at 6:54am
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Because he didn't want to be a Target at K-Mart.
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Comment by Iverneil on February 18, 2012 at 5:42am -
He thought it was Black Friday
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 17, 2012 at 7:40pm -
Needed to quench his thirst for the sort of unfettered box-store fuckery that Target can't quite slake.
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 17, 2012 at 7:27pm
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He's rolling back expectations.
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