Reasons Cupid May Not Appear This Year
He has the Monkey Pox.
Too much Pee; Not enough Diddy (with a nod to FroDoh!)
Love is downsizing due to the economic instability.
Not enough arrow head.
Archery in general has been outsourced to Bombay and Latvia.
He broke his arrow.
Bad case of Bow elbow.
His Gremlin Hatchback has a cracked distributor cap.
Diaper rash.
Cupid is stupid.
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Comment by toofpick on February 15, 2012 at 3:57am -
Taco Tuesday!
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Comment by toofpick on February 15, 2012 at 3:56am
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Downsizing at Hallmark.
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Comment by toofpick on February 15, 2012 at 3:41am
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Pulled over going the wrong way down a one way street. He didn't see the arrows or the Indians.
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Comment by toofpick on February 14, 2012 at 9:53pm
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Two words. Gaga Tickets.
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Comment by toofpick on February 14, 2012 at 9:50pm
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Just forgot. He was watching GOP debates.
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Comment by toofpick on February 14, 2012 at 9:49pm
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Bad case of UTI caught from Snooki.
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Comment by toofpick on February 14, 2012 at 9:48pm
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His hands are full with this Ashton Demi situation.
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Comment by toofpick on February 14, 2012 at 9:46pm
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After years of missed opportunities, he thinks he can finally help Jennifer Aniston.
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Comment by toofpick on February 14, 2012 at 9:43pm
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Suicide after hearing the news of Elizabeth Taylor's passing.
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Comment by KariGrant on February 14, 2012 at 5:50pm -
Bad case of the quivers.
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