"A friend of yer's is a friend ermine." -FroDoh!
"I went on ebony.com to see if I could meet a skinny woman" -Gerhardguffaw
"Keel...Mexican word for murder". -Buttermilk
"I tried to have annul with my girlfriend but she put up an embargo" -Mervin97
"Nit Wit: Someone who makes clever jokes about lice" -Jams3kds
"At the Last Supper, God's special agent on Earth (001) is said to have had His last dry martini forsaken, not stirred" -MacSpruce
"There's a joke there somewhere, but I configure it out" -Shag