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Make a pun from the following words:

repugnant                      lever                               embargo

coital                             nit                                   proliferate

ermine                          annul                               constraint

speed                            forsaken                           keel

flank                              ebony                              quark

overture                        configure                          melodic

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Comment by Rosedude on December 19, 2012 at 7:30pm

She had ebony figure, yet I could no longer constraint myself.  I flanked her annul.

Comment by Shag on December 14, 2012 at 3:22pm

Whenever I get a butt infection, I use Annul.

Comment by Shag on December 14, 2012 at 3:19pm

If you don't proliferate, how can you have any pudding?
...How can you have any pudding, if you don't proliferate?

Comment by Shag on December 14, 2012 at 3:10pm

Ermine Munster went down to the Parlor.

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2012 at 1:14pm

Even Kenny G's genitals were melodic!

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2012 at 1:13pm

A:  Overture

Q:  What's an uppity underture?

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2012 at 1:07pm

"Pleese meester―you no keel mee or my seester."

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2012 at 1:04pm

Mr. Higgs Boson was more than a little quarky.

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2012 at 12:54pm

A:  'Forsaken'

Q:  What comes after 'threesaken'?

Comment by Frodoh on December 14, 2012 at 12:52pm

A:  'Configure'.

Q:  What do embezzlers do?

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