Media Person: Hello there sports star that was a great game you guys just won there. Will you talk to us for a few moments about it.
Sports Star: Yeah it was really good we won, alot better than losing would have been.
MP: Yes but on the other side of things for the other team maybe not so much right?
SS: Right yeah they didn't play so good like we did, but at the end of the game when we ended up with more points I think that was the real turning point for us that put us over the top.
MP: Can you talk a bit about your coach's influence on the game tonight.
SS: Oh he did a really great job of living through us tonight, we could all feel his jealousy and anger about him not being able to play this game anymore coming through more than usual, and at one point in the locker room during halftime he actually started to cry and said aloud "Am I good enough now Daddy!" That really creeped us out, but it may have been what gave us the extra inspiration to put us over the edge.
MP: Now, would you like to address some of the steroid rumors swirling around your team?
SS: Well, I can't speak for my teammates but I'm clearly on steroids, I mean look at me I'm huge! People aren't naturally like this. My trainers have me on something they call a steroid workout regimen or something. I don't know exactly how it all works or what long term effects it's having on my body, but it seems to be what's helping me play so well lately.
MP: That's just great champ, So who you bangin' lately?
SS: Some super model.
MP: Would you like to add anything else?
SS: Um, I just want to say that I'm easily the best player on this team, much better than the rest of the guys here, and so I should be getting paid way more than each of them maybe even more than all of them together. Also if this team wont pay me what ever crazy high number me and my leech agents decide on I will quickly jump ship to which ever team will pay the most.
MP: Thank you for your time sir, you're a true class act and an impressive role model to our nation's youth.
SS: I know.