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Name a song that never made it because the title sucked.

Time aint on my side

I heard it through the carbine

You're not too nice tonight

Who needs your love you fucking creep

Santa's smoking crack this year.

You were always up my ass.

 

 

 

 

 

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Comment by Mervin97 on November 27, 2012 at 5:44am

Humpin' Jack flasher.

Comment by Mervin97 on November 27, 2012 at 5:38am

Sgt Peppers lonely artichoke heart club band

Comment by Iverneil on November 24, 2012 at 10:37am

Who's scarry now

Comment by Frodoh on November 23, 2012 at 4:02pm

Though I feel a little sheepish presenting this list, when I realized just how many sick songs were out there ewelogizing beastiality, I felt compeled to shed some light on this dark secret!

  • Ewe Raise Me Up  (Josh Groban - 2003)
  • I Knew Ewe Were Trouble (Taylor Swift - last week)
  • I Will Always Love Ewe  (Dolly 1974/Whitney 1992)
  • Ewe Can't Always Get What Ewe Want  (Rolling Stones - 1969)
  • Only Ewe  (Platters - 1955)
  • Ewe Light Up My Life  (Debbie Boon - 1977)
  • When Ewe Wish Upon A Star  (Disney - 1940)
  • Ewe and Me  (Lifehouse - 2005)
  • Ewe Sexy Thing  (Hot Chocolate 1975)
  • A Song for Ewe  (Leon Russell - 1970)
  • Ewe and I  (Lady Gaga - 2010)
  • Ewe Give Love a Baaaaaa'd Name  (Bon Jovi - 1986)
  • And I Love Ewe So  (Don McLean - 1970)
  • Ewe Are My Sunshine (Jamie Davis - 1939)
  • Ewe Can't Hurry Love  (Supremes - 1966)
  • Ewe Were Always On My Mind  (Brenda Lee - 1972)
  • Ewe Belong To Me  (Patti Page - 1952)
  • A Song for Ewe  (Gram Parsons - 1972)
  • Ewe're So Vain  (Carly Simon - 1972)
  • Ewe're No Good  (Linda Rondstat - 1975)
  • Ewe Don't Bring Me Flowers  (Neil Diamond - 1977)
  • Ewe Only Live Twice  (Nancy Sinatra - 1967)
  • Back In the Ewe Ass You Are  (Lennon/McCartney - 1968)

*and ewe can be sure I'd find more were willing to delve even deeper!

Comment by Shag on November 23, 2012 at 2:41pm

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Wiener

Comment by Shag on November 23, 2012 at 2:40pm

Too Drunk For Love

Comment by Frodoh on November 22, 2012 at 6:49pm

Just My Invagination

Comment by Frodoh on November 22, 2012 at 6:48pm

Why Do Fools Fall in Lavatories?

Comment by Frodoh on November 22, 2012 at 6:43pm

Buy Buy Love

Comment by Frodoh on November 22, 2012 at 6:39pm

Pun Forgettable

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