OFFICIAL JEREMY LIN 林書豪 DICTIONARY OF BAD PUNS

Unless you’ve been living under a rock or are too busy hating the NBA you have probably heard of the overnight sensation that is Jeremy Lin. Now a household word, he has already been given nicknames like Linsational, Linderella, Super Lintendo, and Linvincible. Everyday more words are being associated with Lin so I give you a few new definitions/bad puns to everyday words. Feel free to add to the LINst.   

OFFICIAL JEREMY LIN 林書豪 DICTIONARY OF BAD PUNS

AppaLINing- what most of these definitions are

bLINg- tacky diamond crusted jewelry people have started wearing with the number 17 incased in it

BerLIN Wall- what Dirk Nowitski faces when he tries to cover Jeremy Lin

CowLINg- a Knick fan that drives a white Ford Bronco

CunniLINgus- move made famous by Ron Jeremy Lin

ChuckkLINg- A funny mother fucker on Comedy Whirled

DUL- Driving Under the LINfluence

InhaLINg- something former President bill cLINton said he didn’t do

LINdisposed- too busy watching Jeremy Lin

LINebriated- getting drunk at a Knick game

LINnuendo- assumption that Jeremy Lin has a two inch penis

LINbred- a Knick fan from West Virginia

LINgerie- panties with the number 17 on them

LINspiration- Being the Tim Tebow of the NBA

LINtos- The play maker!

MarLIN- Chinese guy that plays Major League Baseball

MerLIN- what they would call Lin if he played for the Wizards

MouLIN- when Lin takes it to the hole and puts it in the can-can-can

NonLINguistic- someone who does not speak LIN

PaLINdrome- any word with LIN on either end of it

RecLINer- where one sits to watch the Knicks and Lin

SaiLINg- a song by Christopher Cross, best new artist winner of 1981

ShuffLINg- what I do everyday

SwolLIN- Jeremy Lin’s ego in a few more weeks

VioLIN- instrument that plays ‘My Heart Bleeds For You’ for the Warriors and Rockets fans since he was cut

ZeppLIN- a dirigible named LINdenburg that crashed on the scene in NY about a month ago