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Unless you’ve been living under a rock or are too busy hating the NBA you have probably heard of the overnight sensation that is Jeremy Lin. Now a household word, he has already been given nicknames like Linsational, Linderella, Super Lintendo, and Linvincible. Everyday more words are being associated with Lin so I give you a few new definitions/bad puns to everyday words. Feel free to add to the LINst.   


AppaLINing- what most of these definitions are

bLINg- tacky diamond crusted jewelry people have started wearing with the number 17 incased in it

BerLIN Wall- what Dirk Nowitski faces when he tries to cover Jeremy Lin

CowLINg- a Knick fan that drives a white Ford Bronco

CunniLINgus- move made famous by Ron Jeremy Lin

ChuckkLINg- A funny mother fucker on Comedy Whirled

DUL- Driving Under the LINfluence

InhaLINg- something former President bill cLINton said he didn’t do

LINdisposed- too busy watching Jeremy Lin

LINebriated- getting drunk at a Knick game

LINnuendo- assumption that Jeremy Lin has a two inch penis

LINbred- a Knick fan from West Virginia

LINgerie- panties with the number 17 on them

LINspiration- Being the Tim Tebow of the NBA

LINtos- The play maker!

MarLIN- Chinese guy that plays Major League Baseball

MerLIN- what they would call Lin if he played for the Wizards

MouLIN- when Lin takes it to the hole and puts it in the can-can-can

NonLINguistic- someone who does not speak LIN

PaLINdrome- any word with LIN on either end of it

RecLINer- where one sits to watch the Knicks and Lin

SaiLINg- a song by Christopher Cross, best new artist winner of 1981

ShuffLINg- what I do everyday

SwolLIN- Jeremy Lin’s ego in a few more weeks

VioLIN- instrument that plays ‘My Heart Bleeds For You’ for the Warriors and Rockets fans since he was cut

ZeppLIN- a dirigible named LINdenburg that crashed on the scene in NY about a month ago 

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Comment by Slant on February 16, 2012 at 10:24pm

PenicilLIN  - What the kid is gonna need if KK gets her hands (or other bits n' pieces) on him.


Comment by Bubba Licious on February 16, 2012 at 9:32pm

LINsipid:  How Jeremy Lin is going to feel tomorrow night after ball-hog Carmelo Anthony returns to the lineup.

Comment by Frodoh on February 15, 2012 at 8:13pm

RitaLIN —— What the Association of New York Sports Writers needs to put in their Kool Aid.

Comment by Frodoh on February 15, 2012 at 8:08pm

GosseLIN —— The 'Eight®' Kate who can't wait to syndicate their fist date.

Comment by Frodoh on February 15, 2012 at 7:51pm

GremLIN —— Official Pace car of Pacers - Knicks games

Comment by Frodoh on February 15, 2012 at 7:48pm

AmpacilLIN —— official  urethritis antibiotic of promiscuous foreign nationals in the NBA.

Comment by Frodoh on February 15, 2012 at 7:44pm

LIN Laden —— a Lin who's fate is SEAL'd six ways from Sunday

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