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Name a superhero with low level powers

Tell us their name and what their lame ass power is.

The Alibino: When you are in a jam he can provide a white lie to cover your ass

Ortman: Collects table scraps and reshapes into gourmet like meals for the needy

Twister: When called upon can open difficult jars

Swatter: Utilizes super speed to exterminate every fly in the house.

 

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Comment by bigjas on June 7, 2013 at 7:43am

Captain Transgender ... has the ability to make you feel awkward at the company christmas party when the ask you if you want nibbles while holding a tray of horderves

Comment by bigjas on June 7, 2013 at 7:36am

Super 8 man ... has the power to turn all your home movies into badly made porn

Comment by bigjas on June 7, 2013 at 7:33am

Super Mario... has the ability to make you lose your sense of time as you play mind numbing games

Comment by bigjas on June 7, 2013 at 7:30am

Meth Man : has the power to rot your teeth and make you lose all your friends and possesions

Comment by 38chrysler on May 31, 2013 at 8:27pm

 FLASHER...able to make people cover their eyes

Comment by 38chrysler on May 31, 2013 at 8:25pm

Superior Mother....as for powers , she had Nun

Comment by MacSpruce on May 30, 2013 at 12:42am

Superintendent: Able to do small repairs on a single day's notice.

Comment by Mervin97 on May 29, 2013 at 4:32am

Wonderland woman, able to jerk off 10 men while masturbating, can squirt the length of a football field,loves quadruple penetration. 

Comment by toofpick on May 26, 2013 at 4:40am

The Best Man: He is equipped with lame ass speeches and terrible bachelor party planning.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on May 24, 2013 at 5:55pm

Braman: Able to estimate the size of a bra within one cup size while fending off would-be assassins and horny frat boys.  Can also play a mean Pan Flute.

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