You know what I'm talking about here, stuff to describe someone in a way that hides what you really think of them, or just taking a jab at them with passive aggression or just thinly veiled aggression.
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God, I remember how nice you used to be in High School
You remind me of that actor, I forget his name, he's not in a lot of movies.
Your daughter got three B's and four C's this report card! Wow, she's really turned out about as smart as I thought she'd be.
Your wife is looking just lovely since the surgery.
Backhanded compliment: "You sure do look mighty pretty today" then, "WHACK" across the face with the back of my hand.
She's a beautiful person on the inside (She needs to be turned inside out)
I can't imagine the work hours you had to put in to afford this beautiful double wide.
"WOW! That ski mask looks GREAT on you!"
Hey Butterface!(Everything on her looks good...But her Face!)
You'll like her, she's pretty in the face!(I wonder if she's fat.)
Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of bed.
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