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I will:

- attract fewer grizzly bears than in previous years.

- subvert the coming of skynet, by filling the internet with dumbness.  (man, that skynet is sure gonna know a lot about porno and cute puppy videos)

- say "yes" to lasers, in all their myriad forms.

Hows about you?

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Comment by 38chrysler on January 16, 2014 at 9:24am
  • To be Tazered less this year
  • Have some Restraining Orders lifted
  • To not live entirely on Hot Pockets and Fruit Loops
  • To Patch all the leaks in my Girlfriend and not put her under so much pressure this year
Comment by Iverneil on January 16, 2014 at 8:43am

Start a Bonsai  Redwood forest

Buy a Bath Salts dart gun

Begin taking transcontinental meditation classes 

Eat a Badger live.

Comment by toofpick on January 14, 2014 at 4:55am

-Hopefully I'm not gonna lose my shit if a cartoon kills off a character.

-I wouldn't mind switching from Time Warner to cave drawings.

-Maybe up my dosage of Seroquel.

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