New Strains of Flu
The WHO-HOO announced the following new strains of flu:
The Mizenmast Flu,
The Stringy Flu,
The Carroty Flu,
The Fly Flu,
The Prize Flu,
The Smelly Flu,
The Twinkie Flu,
The Turtle Flu,
The Hyena Hymen Flu,
The Rollicking Flu,
Feel free to add new strains (but don't strain yourself) or discuss these horrible new strains in detail (eew).
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Comment by toofpick on February 15, 2012 at 3:34am -
The Flu-to. You can't plan it. You're told it's there all your life and then IAU just gets rid of it.
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Comment by KariGrant on February 13, 2012 at 9:19am -
The Peggy Phlegming Flu
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Comment by Iverneil on February 13, 2012 at 5:02am -
Cochie Flu- makes your vagina cough
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Comment by Iverneil on February 13, 2012 at 4:58am
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Fuck you flu- makes you irratible
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Comment by Iverneil on February 13, 2012 at 4:56am
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The I don't know you flu- causes memory lapses
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Comment by Iverneil on February 13, 2012 at 4:46am
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The cock-a-doodle-doo flu- intensifies at daybreak
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 12, 2012 at 10:18pm -
(nods to MacSpruce and Charlie!)
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Comment by MacSpruce on February 12, 2012 at 9:15pm -
Affluenza - Strikes only 1% of the population
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Comment by MacSpruce on February 12, 2012 at 9:15pm
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Flu Z - Bimbos beware!
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Comment by MacSpruce on February 12, 2012 at 9:15pm
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Kung Flu - Shaolin priests are particularly susceptible
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