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When I went to bed last night, I decided that when I woke up, I would document my day and post a blog on here so you could see what a typical Michael Matthews day is like!!!   So here goes.... ENJOY!


Blinked - 16,348 times

Inhaled - 35,713 times

Exhaled - 35,713 times

Calories taken in - 4,803

Calories burned - 98

Chewed food - 2,319 times

Yawned - 3 times

I took 11, 812 steps

Spoke - 6,287 words

Sneezed - 17 times (I have a cold)

Farted - 22 times (I am a man)

Had sex with my wife - 0

Had sex with myself - 1 time

I read 61,599 words 

I Thought about titties 122 times


Thats about it!  Thanks for reading my blog!








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Comment by Bubba Licious on January 24, 2011 at 4:31pm
A typical book has around 500 words per page, so that's about 123 pages read.  So, basically you were thinking of titties on an average of once per page.  So now I gotta know what book you were reading!
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 24, 2011 at 6:56am

You had to be sick.  You only thought of titties 122 times!


Comment by Shag on January 24, 2011 at 2:06am
I bet you scratched your balls about 41 times (because you're a man).
Comment by chuckkling on January 23, 2011 at 10:26pm
I took 11, 947 steps..other than that..looks good....
Comment by mellowpuma on January 23, 2011 at 9:08pm
You didn't pee or take a dump?

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