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mp’s TWDT #131: The Special Edition®.

The Special Results, Suckah!   

 

mellowpuma’s Those Were Different Times #131:

The Special Edition®. The Special Results:

Thanks, Again, To puma, And To Everybody.
theDIRTYmidget.©.
xo.

Be Sure To Check Out pumas New Contest.:

Those Were Different Times #132 


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LAFF Records presents PREACH ON SISTER, PREACH ON! - La Wanda: QUEEN OF COMEDY


In Honor Of My Finally Returning The Vintage Vinyl Shoppe’s Key To Its Rightful Proprietor And Creator Of T.W.D.T.,
Our Special Guest Judge Is None Other Than The Most Copacetic Of Cats, Himself, 
                                                         m e l l o w p u m a.
After Todays Installment, The Contest Returns To Its Rightful Home, And Will, Unless As Yet Unforeseen Circumstances Merit My Taking The Reins Once Again At Some Point (deliberately and dangerously mixing my metaphors), Henceforth Be Found On mp’s Home / Blog Page. I Humbly And Wholeheartedly Thank Him And All Of You For The Opportunity And Privilege Of Having Hosted, Lo, These Many Weeks, And Profoundly Appreciate Your Having Suffered My Procrastination Over Compiling Results And Having Indulged My Tendency Toward Longwindedness When Finally Having Presented Them. (Please drop back in occasionally for the rest, or expect my usual 2 annoying reminder e-mails. Always a 2nd, For Safety, of course!)  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxoooooooooooooooooooo♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.  

In True Capitalized mp-Style, Regards, Bruce. (sometimes aka theDIRTYmidget. I LOVE YOU ALL. 

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Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 12, 2011 at 5:10am
Their sect is called Our Grady Of Sorrow, was founded by Bud Yorkin,
and is based on a successful religion originated in Britain.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 12, 2011 at 5:09am
The Creator they pray to is Norman Lear.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 12, 2011 at 5:07am
Their Eucharist is generic Oreos®.
(an entire sleeve per person).
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 12, 2011 at 5:06am
Of course, their Communion wine is Ripple®.
Comment by theDIRTYmidget.© on April 12, 2011 at 5:04am
Black chicks and plates of joints?
Who knew one day I'd turn back to Christ?!!
Comment by JJJ23 on April 11, 2011 at 11:32pm
Rev. Michael Richards has a slightly different take on things.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 11, 2011 at 10:50pm
Sermon on the Blount. (she once had sex with former NBA player Corie Blount; most people don't know that because it isn't true)
Comment by JJJ23 on April 11, 2011 at 10:39pm
Includes her sermon on bogarting a suffering sucka's stash.
Comment by JJJ23 on April 11, 2011 at 10:35pm
Blasphemy never sounded so catchphrasey!
Comment by JJJ23 on April 11, 2011 at 8:07pm
No thanks, I get my religious council from Cody Lambert(Step by Step).

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