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Featuring such fool proof pick-up lines as:
I like your face, can I touch it?
So, where exactly do you live?
The word of the day is 'legs,' whatta say we go to my place and spread the word . . . and your legs. Because I want to have sex with you is what I'm saying.
What time do you have to get back to heaven? Because at some point in the near future I would like to insert my penis into your vagina.
I thought this was all I needed...
Step fourty one: Making theDIRTYmidget judge the merit of over forty blog responses while restraining your "evil villan laugh", and how it has no bearing whatsoever on the subject of to picking up women, but makes you feel happy in a sick way.
(I only joke because tDm is cool enough to do so to) (^5)
Step thiry eight: A guide to casually wearing operating room scrubs around town in a casual manner, and implying almost ashamedly, that you work at a free clinic which serves children with cancer, or "the keys to the gold mine".
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
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