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Sparklingly A’GAY-GAY GONE Results.
Thank You For Gaying. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Special CatAGO-GOries.:


Yvonnes World.®:

Fun Facts About Yvonne
• has exactly 2 fans
• is not formally trained in performing arts of any kind
• has never been outside
• acquires used, non-working microphones from television game shows
• does not like potato chips
• yells things out her window
• collects photographs of other peoples' collections of things
• once pooped in a sock & invented "shit-chucks"
• speaks 4 languages, none of them fluently
• is heavily influenced by Burl Ives
• every Tuesday night, touches herself while watching Saturday Night Fever
• curiously answers her telephone "Hello Yvonne"
• took three & a half years to learn how to hold a guitar correctly  antistar

Yvonne also records under the name Shrieky McGlassbreaker  antistar


HomoAble® Mentions.:

Enjoyed mostly by Go-Go prancers. (sorry about that one!)   Buttermilk

Bonus track with special guests, The Manila Fudge PackersMacSpruce

 

Knowing Nod of Gaydar.®:

Side One
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4. I Love You So Much, It Makes Bleeding In Embarrassing Places
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Side Two
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5. The Temples of Syrinx (zither instrumental)  antistar

 
The 11 Sparklers.®.:

11. This has Rick Astrey witten all over it.
Rever gonna riv you up
Roogether forever
Henever roo need sombuddy...  Rodney Dean

10. Includes the hits,I'm so gay(the happy gay not the homo gay),Yvonne's coming out,Gay Power,Going to the gay Go-Go,Get out of my closet.  Mervin97

9. Three "Go"s... you're out.  studio246

8.5. Looks like sort of a dirty lane to go down. Brightly lit though, I'll give'um that. JJJ23
8. Chances are you'll get there and the place is a hole.  JJJ23

7. Maybe first, get the fuck out of the middle of the street?!  FissureFilms

6.5. Stop! I'm sweating like a man in a gay Bath House.
6.25. As Yvonne sang, millions of men's sparklers went black.
6. Get back in the closet. The acoustics are better.  Buttermilk

5.75. Not Yvonne in my wildest dreams.
5.5. Just before succumbing to carbon monoxide poisoning, the chick committing suicide in her parked car has a blinding vision of Yvonne singing "That's Not a Very Gay Way to Go-Go!"
5.25. According to the pastor at Singapore's Church of Our Saviour, playing this album backwards can "cure" homosexuality.
5. What could be gayer than dancing down a deserted, rain-slicked, rat- and cockroach-infested street with rotting wooden sewer grates?  MacSpruce

4. Well I see you've got the fist pumping down, that's a start.  missalicia

3. Everybody Wang Bung tonight.  chuckkling

2.5. She told them the song was called "Rat Goo Grey" but the producers decided to change it.
2. Yvonne flies through the heavens in her ping pong ball, spreading inspiration and good feeling. mellowpuma

 

1.75. before photoshop, there was photoslop
1.5. * featuring the single I Don't Like To Wear Pants, No Sir, I Don't, That's How I Feel
1.25.Yvonne's incarnation as the shape of a Christmas ornament & the inclination of a moth caused those momentarily supportive young, vibrant youths to wander off into the night & immediately set about forming a life-shattering dependency on black-tar heroin
1.125. * also featuring the song Is Like Fireworks In My Fuck-Hole (Clock of the Heart)
1. like Yvonne's live shows, the street was nearly deserted & smelled like hobo stool  antistar

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S 

and Lighted Sparklers  To ALL The Gay
(the happy gay not the homo gay) Winners !!!!!
xo.

 

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introducing
let’s go gay A’GO-GO - Yvonne And The Sparklers

 

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Comment by MacSpruce on March 20, 2011 at 10:04pm
According to the pastor at Singapore's Church of Our Saviour, playing this album backwards can "cure" homosexuality.
Comment by MacSpruce on March 20, 2011 at 10:00pm
Bonus track with special guests, The Manila Fudge Packers.
Comment by MacSpruce on March 20, 2011 at 9:58pm
Turns out it was actually Millie Small's brother who came up with the song "My Boy Lollipop".
Comment by MacSpruce on March 20, 2011 at 9:56pm
Singapore is a great place for anal despite being so … well, anal.
Comment by MacSpruce on March 20, 2011 at 9:54pm
Just before succumbing to carbon monoxide poisoning, the chick committing suicide in her parked car has a blinding vision of Yvonne singing "That's Not a Very Gay Way to Go-Go!"
Comment by MacSpruce on March 20, 2011 at 9:50pm

What could be gayer than dancing down a deserted, rain-slicked, rat- and cockroach-infested street with rotting wooden sewer grates?

Comment by MacSpruce on March 20, 2011 at 9:49pm
They call this "the drag strip", but you're not likely to see any racing cars.
Comment by MissA on March 19, 2011 at 7:09pm

Well I see you've got the fist pumping down, that's a start.

Comment by chuckkling on March 18, 2011 at 10:19pm
Raise the roofie.
Comment by JJJ23 on March 18, 2011 at 10:13pm
Chances are you'll get there and the place is a hole.

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