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Religious Visions.®: 


Ian Renga 


Shag

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

they won't start eating until Frank Whaley is seated 

 

antistar 

 

 

2011 Easter Edition Of The “Get It?®” Award or
How To Write An Entire Stand-Up Hunk Mocking A Gospel Group
With The Knowing Eye Of A Master-Theologian” By MacSpruce
(Each and every entry within this list could be followed by a Sacred Rim-Shot.)

When the supper bell rings, it's a regular Calvary Stampede.

You don't want to cross them. (Get it?)

The album that asks the musical, ecclesial, gastronomical, hypothetical question: What would Jesus stew?

Aww Jeez, all-you-can-eat loaves and fishes again?

Looking at the Calvary Chords, I can't help but wonder: who's nailing who?

You can tell the 'Mary Magdalene' of the group by her slutty red shoes.

The Calvary Chords' music is, of course, excruciating ...
MacSpruce 

Charlie Dont Sup.®:

What a supprise, I see a creepy white van outside.  mellowpuma

"C'mon lets hurry up and eat! I have a date with that dreamy Manson boy who just moved in down the street! Oh and Dad,he want's to know if he can use your van?"  DonnieBrasco u cock-o 

 

The George & Ira Gershwin and DuBose Heyward® Award.:

The album tanked when Ella Fitzgerald one-upped them with "Summertime".  Buttermilk

♪♫ Suppertime, and the album's cheesy ... ♪♫  MacSpruce 


Honorable Mentions.®:   

 

custards last stand  bigjas

Uh, in this case I will take the soup.  drwho

Somehow, hipsters get away with dressing like this TODAY..  matthew charles mccosh lutes

I didn't know that Amish folks had telephones!

"The Chords" should be "The Cords", with all that Corduroy that they wear!

What, no Turtle Neck Sweaters?

This was around the time that drug usage spiked!  Shag

featuring the timeless hits...
"squeal like a pig"
"this corn is somethin' special"
and
"you got a purty mouth"  Jams3kds

 

The Sanctified 12 Epistles.®:

12. Includes their last hit "Leader Says We All Get Kool-Aid Tonight At Suppertime"
JJJ23

11. Come, we'd love to have you for our supper . . .um, I mean for supper . . . we'd love to have you join us for supper.
Donairs

10.5. Ironically enough the woman on the far left used her uncanny fashion sense to go on and design countless shower curtain patterns...
10. The much anticipated follow up album, "Breakfast Time" never happened when all the guys got up in the middle of the night and hauled ass...
Jams3kds

9. Sister Wives as seen with camera and sound man circa 1968.
Buttermilk

8. Aw man! Lamb chops & cheese for dinner again?
Gisele Noel

7. ...And by chords they mean the things that go around their necks
Michaelred73

6.75. Guess which one dosed about 45 minutes ago?
6.5. they forgot the food because they're all trippin' balls
6.25. Something tells me it smells like shit in there.
6. they sit & smile all creepy like that for the full 30 minutes it takes for the pizza guy to get there
antistar

5.5. Mmm, this nothing is delicious.
5.4. Because it's gauche to get raptured on a full stomach.
5.3. Those three sitting on the bench: they were "rescues".
5.2. The family that says grace while covering their genitals with both hands and smiling together, stays together.
5.1. The Cavalry Chords was their second choice for a band name. Apparently somebody had already taken "The Penis Sisters"
5. They are eating your fear.
mellowpuma

4.5. Track 1; Brainwash Blues.
Track 2; Serial killer Dreams.
Track 3; Luppertime.
4.25. Includes the smash hit; Key swap.
4. Jim and his six wives.
Mervin97

3.5. The self-assured smile of the chick at the front comes from her awareness that she can escape the clutches of the cult any time she pleases simply by clicking her heels together three times and saying, "There's no place like home."
3.25. My guess is that the Chord on the far left is a B-flat.
3. See the hottie in the red dress? Come 10:00, it's schtup 'er time.
MacSpruce

2.5. Meet The Cannibals
2.25. Clockwise from left...Future Nun, Dominatrix, Al Choholic, Bottom, Stewardess/Infomercial Model, Crossdresser/Space Taker-upper and Girl most likely to do anything for money.
2. Dad: Hurry up and eat, kids. Gilligan's Island will be on soon, and you know how I feel about the Professor!
Gerhardguffaw 

1.5. Molester stache provided the Suckotash.
1. Mutton Chops is trying really hard not to stare at his Grammy's perky tits.
jessicaligula


C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S and
Hallelujah To ALL The Winners !!!!!
xo.

 

 

 

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Comment by drwho on March 8, 2011 at 10:29am
Uh, in this case I will take the soup.
Comment by drwho on March 8, 2011 at 10:29am
SUPER PUSSY!!!!
Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2011 at 4:54am
You don't want to cross them. (Get it?)
Comment by MacSpruce on March 6, 2011 at 4:49am
The album that asks the musical, ecclesial, gastronomical, hypothetical question: What would Jesus stew?
Comment by Shag on March 5, 2011 at 4:21pm
Comment by Shag on March 5, 2011 at 4:20pm
This was around the time that drug usage spiked!
Comment by Shag on March 5, 2011 at 2:57pm
I didn't know that Amish folks had telephones!
Comment by Shag on March 5, 2011 at 2:56pm
Daddy plays the Juice Harp, and Momma plays with his Bells!
Comment by Shag on March 5, 2011 at 2:54pm
What, no Turtle Neck Sweaters?
Comment by Shag on March 5, 2011 at 2:54pm
"The Chords" should be "The Cords", with all that Corduroy that they wear!

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