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Special Categories.:

The Music-LoversGag-It-Down.”® Award.:

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...mmmmfffffffppppkktt!
Rodney Dean
 

(Kudos for anally using the exactly correct number of ‘las’, as I would’ve.
Also, this was #1 until Rosedude’s “... cucumber sandwich” reared its ugly head,
which is why I felt it merited its own Special Category. tDm.©.)

The Music-LoversGrunt-It-Out.”® Award.:

This song is awesome! I'm not joking. I love this song. Uggh!
mellowpuma

TheThe Fruits Of Vegetable-Masturbation
Are Automatic Eternal-Damnation.®” Award(s).:

Betsy and Jo go to hell in a handbasket full of cucumbers I think.
Tom O'Brien

"I hope thats a kosher dill,because I'm not going to hell."
Mervin97

Kom-Kommertjable® Mentions.:

JUST SAY JO!  chuckkling

English cucumber, Dutch treat!  MacSpruce 
 

♪♫♪ Shlip-shliding away, shlip-shliding away ♫♪♫  MacSpruce

TRACK#1; Home Grown Love.  Mervin97

Includes the hit single: "A Garden Full Of Boners"  Shag


The Big 10.®:

10. Betsy was known for her large veggie dildos.
Gerhardguffaw

9. Featuring the hits:
"I relish the idea"
"Let's make a Dill" and
"He's Green with envy"
Michaelred73

8.5. Sie lebe dich.
(Which translates as “They live up”, according to translate.reference.com.
sie lebe dich’ is “live it up”. Either way, Herrpuma, Ich liebe dich.)
8.25. no man, a plan, a canal.
8. a pitcher, a catcher, and a diller.
mellowpuma

7.75. You won't find them shirkin' jerkin the gherkin.
7.5. There's nothing like a "green giant" to make a ho-ho-ho feel jolly.
7.25. Yah, ziss is a vegetable built for two!
7. They treasure it like it was 24 carrots.
MacSpruce

6. Hurry Slant, better snatch up KOM KOM MERTJE WHIRLED before someone else does!
FissureFilms

5.5. "...and if you rub it long enough you'll get a beautiful pearl necklace like the one I'm wearing on my neck and back"
5.25. Featuring the hits...
"Cucummer"
"zuchinky"
and
"I'm in a pickle, but I wish it were in me"
5. includes the bonus track...
"Farfrumgaggin"
Jams3kds

 
4.5. ♪♫♪..We have become....cucumbersome.....♪♫♪
(Thanks MacSpruce for the musical inspiration.)
4.25. That's about to produce a boner.
4. Now we can toss some salads!
chuckkling

3.5. Look'in's free but Toch'in'll cost ya.
3. I've got a vague idea what KOM KOM means, but I've got no clue what MERTJE means. I'll take a stab though and say it means cum.
JJJ23

2.75.I hope that they douched, I like my cucumbers in vinegar!
2.5. Let's lace your Vagina with some Dill, and make some pickles!
2.25. No, they're NOT doing the Bump! They have the same cucumber stunk in their ass!
(Regardless of whether or not that’s a typo, it’s hilarious. Talk about a Freudian Slit !!!)
2.125. Watch Betsy deep throat that son-of-a-bitch!
2. Hey Jo, why is your end brown?
Shag

1.5. Care for a Garden Bugger?
1. Betsy and Jo prepare to make a cucumber sandwich.
Rosedude

A Long, Deep, Sincere, Rhythmic, Slightly  Painful, and Germanic
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N Z
to ALL Uff Ze Vinnahz !!!!!
xo.


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OJEE presents
BETSY & JO
KOM-KOM-MERTJE
SCHUIF TOCH JET! 

 

actual song:

 

video”: BETSY & JO - KOM-KOM-MERTJE

 

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Comment by FissureFilms on February 28, 2011 at 5:35pm
Hurry Slant, better snatch up KOM KOM MERTJE WHIRLED before someone else does!
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 28, 2011 at 6:24am
Betsy was known for her large veggie dildos.
Comment by Mervin97 on February 27, 2011 at 5:33pm
"I hope thats a kosher dill,because I'm not going to hell."
Comment by Mervin97 on February 27, 2011 at 4:54pm
TRACK#1; Home Grown Love.
Comment by Tom O'Brien on February 27, 2011 at 4:43pm
Betsy and Jo go to hell in a handbasket full of cucumbers I think.
Comment by Michaelred73 on February 27, 2011 at 2:48pm

Featuring the hits:

"I relish the idea"

"Let's make a Dill" and

"He's Green with envy"

 

Comment by Shag on February 27, 2011 at 11:11am
I hope that they douched, I like my cucumbers in vinegar!
Comment by Shag on February 27, 2011 at 11:10am
Hey Jo, why is your end brown?
Comment by Shag on February 27, 2011 at 11:09am
Watch Betsy deep throat that son-of-a-bitch!
Comment by Shag on February 27, 2011 at 11:07am
Includes the hit single: "A Garden Full Of Boners"

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