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Special Categories.:

The Music-LoversGag-It-Down.”® Award.:

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...mmmmfffffffppppkktt!
Rodney Dean
 

(Kudos for anally using the exactly correct number of ‘las’, as I would’ve.
Also, this was #1 until Rosedude’s “... cucumber sandwich” reared its ugly head,
which is why I felt it merited its own Special Category. tDm.©.)

The Music-LoversGrunt-It-Out.”® Award.:

This song is awesome! I'm not joking. I love this song. Uggh!
mellowpuma

TheThe Fruits Of Vegetable-Masturbation
Are Automatic Eternal-Damnation.®” Award(s).:

Betsy and Jo go to hell in a handbasket full of cucumbers I think.
Tom O'Brien

"I hope thats a kosher dill,because I'm not going to hell."
Mervin97

Kom-Kommertjable® Mentions.:

JUST SAY JO!  chuckkling

English cucumber, Dutch treat!  MacSpruce 
 

♪♫♪ Shlip-shliding away, shlip-shliding away ♫♪♫  MacSpruce

TRACK#1; Home Grown Love.  Mervin97

Includes the hit single: "A Garden Full Of Boners"  Shag


The Big 10.®:

10. Betsy was known for her large veggie dildos.
Gerhardguffaw

9. Featuring the hits:
"I relish the idea"
"Let's make a Dill" and
"He's Green with envy"
Michaelred73

8.5. Sie lebe dich.
(Which translates as “They live up”, according to translate.reference.com.
sie lebe dich’ is “live it up”. Either way, Herrpuma, Ich liebe dich.)
8.25. no man, a plan, a canal.
8. a pitcher, a catcher, and a diller.
mellowpuma

7.75. You won't find them shirkin' jerkin the gherkin.
7.5. There's nothing like a "green giant" to make a ho-ho-ho feel jolly.
7.25. Yah, ziss is a vegetable built for two!
7. They treasure it like it was 24 carrots.
MacSpruce

6. Hurry Slant, better snatch up KOM KOM MERTJE WHIRLED before someone else does!
FissureFilms

5.5. "...and if you rub it long enough you'll get a beautiful pearl necklace like the one I'm wearing on my neck and back"
5.25. Featuring the hits...
"Cucummer"
"zuchinky"
and
"I'm in a pickle, but I wish it were in me"
5. includes the bonus track...
"Farfrumgaggin"
Jams3kds

 
4.5. ♪♫♪..We have become....cucumbersome.....♪♫♪
(Thanks MacSpruce for the musical inspiration.)
4.25. That's about to produce a boner.
4. Now we can toss some salads!
chuckkling

3.5. Look'in's free but Toch'in'll cost ya.
3. I've got a vague idea what KOM KOM means, but I've got no clue what MERTJE means. I'll take a stab though and say it means cum.
JJJ23

2.75.I hope that they douched, I like my cucumbers in vinegar!
2.5. Let's lace your Vagina with some Dill, and make some pickles!
2.25. No, they're NOT doing the Bump! They have the same cucumber stunk in their ass!
(Regardless of whether or not that’s a typo, it’s hilarious. Talk about a Freudian Slit !!!)
2.125. Watch Betsy deep throat that son-of-a-bitch!
2. Hey Jo, why is your end brown?
Shag

1.5. Care for a Garden Bugger?
1. Betsy and Jo prepare to make a cucumber sandwich.
Rosedude

A Long, Deep, Sincere, Rhythmic, Slightly  Painful, and Germanic
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N Z
to ALL Uff Ze Vinnahz !!!!!
xo.


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OJEE presents
BETSY & JO
KOM-KOM-MERTJE
SCHUIF TOCH JET! 

 

actual song:

 

video”: BETSY & JO - KOM-KOM-MERTJE

 

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Comment by MacSpruce on March 3, 2011 at 9:59am
Betsy and Jo have fond memories of their salad days.
Comment by MacSpruce on March 3, 2011 at 9:58am
Sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber … but in this case it's a vagina-stretching, cervix-massaging, mutual gut-wrenching multiple orgasm inducer.
Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2011 at 7:45pm
This song is awesome! I'm not joking.  I love this song. Uggh!
Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2011 at 7:44pm
Sie lebe dich.
Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2011 at 7:42pm
no man, a plan, a canal.
Comment by mellowpuma on March 2, 2011 at 7:42pm
a pitcher, a catcher, and a diller.
Comment by JJJ23 on February 28, 2011 at 10:38pm
Look'in's free but Toch'in'll cost ya.
Comment by JJJ23 on February 28, 2011 at 10:35pm
I've got a vague idea what KOM KOM means, but I've got no clue what MERTJE means. I'll take a stab though and say it means cum.
Comment by Rosedude on February 28, 2011 at 7:01pm
Betsy and Jo prepare to make a cucumber sandwich.
Comment by Rosedude on February 28, 2011 at 6:59pm
Care for a Garden Bugger?

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