LOS LOCO RESULTOS !!!
Who really wants to listen to 43 minutes of Valsalva maneuvers?
Featuring the hit single "I'm Sanpaku Over You."
(Mac: Naturally when I have to look up stuff I feel like an ignorant dumbfuck whose vocabulary isn’t nearly as good as he thinks it is, but both of these were beautiful little comedy grenades which went off in my face and made me laugh out loud both times I had to go do research, and I Thank You for them both. I encourage you all to do the homework.
Gregory Sierra never recovered from his time on "Barney Miller". drwho
[I laughed out loud at this one because, although I didn’t know his name (which is shocking because I’m usually a font of useless TV trivia), I knew exactly who you meant.]
Didn't he play Chico on Sanford & Son? Shag
[It was Julio, actually, but this also made me laugh, anyway, because, again, I knew exactly who you meant.]
Loco Neil Diamond Gerhardguffaw
Looks like Neil Diamond is reverting back to a lump of coal. chuckkling
Neil Young has let himself go. drwho
Fourth member of Cojones, Stills, and Nash FissureFilms
The “Get It?®” Award.:
They're not so much songs, more like movements. (poop) JJJ23
(Technically not a ‘Get It?’, but a perfect equivalent. I piss myself every time I read this.)
jimmy durante put on a disguise to 'make someone happy'
Includes the hits...
"So What If My Penis Is Short"
"I'm Loco For Cocoa Puffs"
"Suck This, Elvis!"
Features such songs as:
"Alls Mine Bitches Pay All Thems Monies If Thems Ever Wanting Show Thems Faces To Thems Mothers."
"If Hesus Molests My Father's Goat Again, I Will Gut Him Like A Fish With My Arm."
and "Say Hello To My Little Friend" (the invisible machiene gun song)
Track 1: Moan
Track 2: Snarl
Track 3: Growl
Track 4: Holler
Track 5: Yell
Track 6: Breathing Heavy
Track 7: Banging fist on table
Track 8: Sobbing from broken fist
Tijuana's #1 morning donkey drive time DJ
this guy isn't just doing a bit, he actually ate the studio engineer right after this picture was taken
Juan Valdez could hide the coffee beans no more.
I've seen Massacre II and I loved it! It was a good fucking movie Goddamn it!!!
It Was All Going Fine Till You Meddling Kids Showed Up.
Los Doce Loco Lobos®.:
12. "My name is Manuel Valdes and this is how you make your eyebrows grow to grotesque size.... Errrhhhh, errrhhhhh, eeerrhhhhh.......
11. Catch Manny this weekend at the Dead End Nursing Home performing his greatest misses.
10.5. He has sex Manuel a Manuel.
10. He's so loco, This is him giving himself a Brazilian with no wax, just his hand...........loco.
9.5. We secretly changed Tony Montana's primo blow with Arm & Hammer Baking Soda. Let's see if he can tell the difference.
9. This is your face on meth.
8.5. Ronnie James Dio's first hand gesture.."The Fist of Pure Evil"
8. Manuel had to quit singing after he lost his hearing from his shirt.
7. Let's see how YOU look after getting Gored up the ass!
6. His rendition of "C'mon baby do the Loco-motion" is a bit more rapey than the others.
(I can't remember who first coined the term "rapey" on CW, but a nod to ya)
5. Listen to Manuel labor through some of his most famous hits:
My brother rides burros (While I eat cocaine covered churros)
Chango-khan (I feel on you)
Smoke gets in your eyes-brows
To all the girls I banged before (Y Tu Mama Tambien remix)
Oye Homo Va (for money)
Estar Espangled Banners
4.75. Hey, I bet if he made coffee ... it would be strong coffee.
4.5. The rumor going around, that Manuel likes "yo mama" jokes: totally false.
4. Man, you'd better listen to what he's saying or you'll know the wrath, of an effeminate ill-formed fist.
3.75. My balls are on fire!
3.5. Bean farts really hurt!
3. Somebody stuck a fish hook in his butt plug!
2.5. If he trims his eyebrows he loses his ability to sing.
2. One word; Activia
1. Looks like Angel is still pissed they cancelled the Rockford Files
(Somewhere, Stuart Margolin’s ears are burning, and he’s shitting the bed from angry nightmares.)
C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s, Everyone !!!!!
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MANUEL Loco VALDES