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mellowpuma’s Those Were Different Times #116
presenting “Jack Tells It Like It Is About Drugs

 

 Donairs’

 The Jack / Merle Meditation.®:

What can an Okie from Muskogee tell me about drugs?

 Profile of a drug user:  

  • Lives outside Muskogee
  • Smokes marijuana
  • Takes trips on LSD
  • Burns draft cards down on Main Street
  • Doesn't like livin' right, or bein' free
  • No longer waves Old Glory down at the court house
  • Makes parties out of lovin'
  • Hair is long and shaggy
  • Is no longer thrilled by white lightening
  • Doesn't like wearing leather boots anymore
  • Beads and roman sandals are seen in their vicinity
  • No longer finds football the roughest sport on campus
  • Does not respect the college dean.

 Donairs

 

 


Special Freud / Rorschach
I-Can-Get-A-Boner-Over-Anything™” Award
For Most Absurd Observation

That letter G has a nice rack.
chuckkling

 


Honorable Interventions.®:

drugs are the only friends that will stick around
jellybean13

Includes the hits...
"Don't Bogart That Joint, Mother Fucker!"
"I Got Your Bongs...RIGHT HERE!"
"I Laugh In Your General Direction"
Gerhardguffaw

He's quoting passages from the book of Dude-ronomy.
chuckkling

Now turn and cough, and read from deuteronomy.

Jack is the gay Osmand the network wouldn't include in the TV show.

Bizzaro Mickey Dolenz.
mellowpuma

"And then there was the time I sold the family cow for a few seeds of indica. Boy, was my mom ever pissed off."
MacSpruce

Featuring the hit "Lend Me a Buck(I swear I'll buy food)"
JJJ23

that's pre-Sir Ben Kingsley as "Background Drug-Youth on the Right" sucking up casting payroll checks like they were powdered drugs
antistar

 


The Winners Who Just Say No® To Fun And Yes To Jesus.®:

11.5. Jack doesn't look like he knows, well............jackshit about drugs.
11. I didn't know you could get The Physicians Desk Reference in leatherbound paperback!
MadAdam

10. Hey man, does anyone else see that weird guy over there?
JJJ23

9.5. And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good ... In fact, the grass was very good.
9. You're not fooling -- or convincing -- anyone, Reggie. Go back to your sanitized two-dimensional comic-book world in Riverdale.
MacSpruce

8.5. "...well, I'll be happy to tell you, if'n you be puttin' a bunch of drugs in my hand."
8. ironically, a study released shortly after this album showed that cats with horizontal bangs were 288% more likely to rob a senior citizen for drug money
antistar

7.5. You see, Jesus came from, and lived in a geographical area where it was unheard of for young men not to smoke cannibus. So WWJD? Smoke pot. Probably lots of it
7. Drugs make everything blurry, so if your life is a huge pile of crap, then by all means, have at.
mellowpuma

6.69. When she takes off her panties....Ha, ha, ha,....panties....what the fuck....who named underwear panties?
6.5. Roses are red, violets are blue, uh....what the fuck was I just talking about?
666. The Bible says: He soever flppith the fuck out, must be ingesting the nectar of the demons!
Shag

5. You'll get to know the workers at Wendy's on a first name basis.
Gerhardguffaw

4. The guys in back are discussing whether the box of Corn Flakes they put in the toilet has fermented yet.
chuckkling

3. The follow up to:

"Jack Beats Around The Bush About 

                                           Homosexuality"

(Imagine in blue font with the last word in a rainbow font. I just spent 20 minutes trying to figure out how to change the color and this was my final solution. I am so lame.)
missalicia

2. and well, Their Fucking Great! They get you really High!
Michaelred73

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Ian Renga

I try not to be totally ‘queer’ for Photoshopped entries --this well-executed or otherwise-- because of situations like the parenthetical and amusing tale of woe in #3 (Love ya’, alic.), but this was the ultimate marriage of medium and message.
Way to go, Ian, and a Big Fistful Of
C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s and a
Frothy Tumblerful Of Liquid LSD
to wash them all down    
To All The Winners !!!!!
xo.

 

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Comment by JJJ23 on February 8, 2011 at 1:08am

Jack must have been too high, on his horse, when he read the "judge not" part.

Comment by JJJ23 on February 8, 2011 at 1:05am
Featuring the hit "Lend Me a Buck(I swear I'll buy food)"
Comment by MacSpruce on February 7, 2011 at 11:32pm
"And then there was the time I sold the family cow for a few seeds of indica. Boy, was my mom ever pissed off."
Comment by MacSpruce on February 7, 2011 at 10:30am
And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good ... In fact, the grass was very good.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 7, 2011 at 6:27am

I will show you how to get high on two seeds and a stem.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 7, 2011 at 6:25am
You'll get to know the workers at Wendy's on a first name basis.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 7, 2011 at 6:24am

Includes the hits...

 

"Don't Bogart That Joint, Mother Fucker!"

"I Got Your Bongs...RIGHT HERE!"

"I Laugh In Your General Direction"

Comment by MacSpruce on February 6, 2011 at 11:41pm
You're not fooling -- or convincing -- anyone, Reggie. Go back to your sanitized two-dimensional comic-book world in Riverdale.
Comment by mellowpuma on February 6, 2011 at 10:18pm
Bizzaro Mickey Dolenz.
Comment by mellowpuma on February 6, 2011 at 10:13pm
Jack is the gay Osmand the network wouldn't include in the TV show.

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