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The Allan Sherman Award.®:

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah

Here I am at, Camp Granada

Camp is very, emasculating

We wear women's clothes and practice figure skating.
Donairs

(Perfect rhythm and measure.
This is excellent and made me laugh out loud.
Jews everywhere will kveln in their sleep.
xo.)

 

 



The Transcendental List.®:

... has no use for his cousin Rudy the Fruity Transcriptionist.

... pals around with Father Larry the Fairy Transubstantiation-ist.

French version courtesy of Ray the Gay Translator.

Includes the hit, "Damien the Vain Transylvanian."

Cover art, undergarments and spiritual guidance by Chrissy the Prissy Transcendentalist.
MacSpruce

Honorable She-Mentions.:

He actually looks like Washington's picture on the dollar bill.
drwho

 

 

 

 

 

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featuring Gingham Tenement Blues

is there any gig Sir Ben Kingsley won't take?
antistar

(That last one never fails to make me laugh.
By all means, overuse the shit out of it. It’ll win every time.
xo.)

 

What are these Transvestites that you speak of
bigjas

Not as good as Shirley the Girly..
Bubba Licious

Not to be confused with Stanley the Manly transsexual.
Mervin97

giving femininity a manly touch...

manly enough to work on ur truck but feminine enough to take up the ass...
jellybean13

... And The Pre-Op Wieners Are:

10, Richard Dawson hosted a wholly less wholesome version of Family Feud for Taiwanese Television.
Ian Renga

9. Wha wha wha nu nu de do
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Ohh lordy ... I've got the tape it down blues.
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bo bo bo bo do de do do.
mellowpuma

8.5. Stanley "Cleveland" Steamer.
8. He spent all his wig money on fancy doilies.
chuckkling

7.5. Not to be confused with Stanley the Manly transsexual.
7. Wigs are for sissy's.
Mervin97

6.5. Stanley was under investigation by the FBI, because J. Edgar Hoover wanted to find out who made his outfits.
6.25. Under the skirt he's packing a Stanley Power Tool ...
6. Not so much a cross-dresser as a mildly annoyed one.
MacSpruce

5. He doesn't sing.


He doesn't dance.


He doesn't play an instrument.


It's just 48 minutes of him anxiously waiting to be verbally assaulted.
antistar

4. Includes the hit, "I'm Too Sexy For Anal"
Gerhardguffaw

3. rough hands but a tender ass...
jellybean13

2. I squat to piss while I'm standing at the urinal!
Shag

1. Stan's the man with the plan, to mutilate his penis.
JJJ23

C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s !!!!!
... To All The Winners !!!

Gotta scoot, you sillies !
I have an appointment for estrogen injections !

xxxxxooooo♥♥♥♥♥.

 

mellowpuma’s Those Were Different Times #115
camp records presents Stanley the Manly.. TRANSVESTITE  

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Comment by JJJ23 on February 4, 2011 at 11:12am
Stan's the man with the plan, to mutilate his penis.
Comment by bigjas on February 4, 2011 at 7:18am
the phrase 'more manly than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever have' seem kinda hollow
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 4, 2011 at 6:43am
Includes the hit, "I'm Too Sexy For Anal"
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on February 4, 2011 at 6:39am
Stan Musial...we hardly knew you.
Comment by Ian on February 4, 2011 at 1:12am
Richard Dawson hosted a wholly less wholesome version of Family Feud for Taiwanese Television.
Comment by bigjas on February 3, 2011 at 10:44pm
What are these Transvestites that you speak of
Comment by Donairs on February 3, 2011 at 3:59pm

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah

Here I am at, Camp Granada

Camp is very, emasculating

We wear women's clothes and practice figure skating.

Comment by Shag on February 3, 2011 at 3:52pm
Jiz stains & Snail tracks! And that's just in his panties!
Comment by Shag on February 3, 2011 at 3:48pm
A Six pack with a carrying handle!
Comment by Shag on February 3, 2011 at 3:47pm
Enjoy this timeless classic: "A Jockstrap, A Douche Pump, and A Buttplug"!

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