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As I’d promised, below is the only relevant response to the query
Japanese superhero show on Nippon TV (Any info on this out there?) ”

Tsukitaro, a member of lpcoverlover.com responded:
“ It is Godman, a minor Japanese hero in 1970s.
I found a webpage about Godman.:
http://roberthood.net/blog/index.php/2008/05/04/new-godman-remake/

To avoid ruining the WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS aspect of things,
I discussed this point with mellowpuma and requested his approval of temporarily withholding this comment, and I quote:

“ ... I thought that after I judge I would include this tidbit from lpcoverlover.com: ...
That is, unless MacSpruce beats me to it with one of his famous arcane and intelligent explanations. ... . ”
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Which segues us smoothly and perfectly to our
First Special Award.:
The Hara-Kiri Face-Loser
goes to

MacSpruce for:   

"After my dazzling display of knowledgeability of things Asian in the previous installment of Whatever the Fuck This Is, I now find myself at a total loss to explain Whatever the Fuck This Is. As such, I have brought shame and dishonor upon myself and my ancestors, and shall therefore take the only honorable course of action left to me, which is to ritually disembowel myself with my great-grandfather's sword. Sayonara, my friends."

Congratulations. We are very ashamed of and embarrassed for you.
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This, in turn, segues us smoothly and perfectly to our
Second Special Award.:
The 'So THAT’S  What That Says!' Special Achievement In Creative Misdirection
goes to
Ian Renga for


 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(When I first saw this, I thought he’d actually found the translated cover,
until I looked closer and then laughed out loud.)
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Third Special Award.:
The 'SO  Close To Godman' Prize

goes to
bigjas for

" I am Gman and I fight Dildo Skull and dog face man,here my epic battles on record,because our special effects are even too cheap looking for Japan "

 

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... And The Winners Are:

16. Proving imagination can also be a terrible thing.
-Donairs
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15.0. Miso corny ...

15. Sometimes I think the Japanese' fixation on big hairy monsters is a way of compensating for their alleged lack of, well, big hairy monsters.
-MacSpruce
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14.0. It's the Japanese version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

14. Wow the effects of dropping an atomic bomb,are worse than anyone could imagine.
-Mervin97
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13. Your Base Are Belong to Us
-RockyDanz
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12.0. We smash arr your automobirrles!

12. They are known in America as "Turds of Misery"!
-Shag
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11.0. Played backwards it sounds like "Try to bomb the harbor!"

11. Shonen Knife covers your favorite Saturday morning cartoon theme songs of the the 80's and 90's
-JJJ23
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10. I think this is the episode where Alf gets burned by sulphuric acid and brings back two sketchy dudes from Melmac.
-matthew charles mccosh lutes
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9. Through genetic recombination of acquired stem cells, Japanese scientists have managed to separate and grow the three distinct entities that make up Karl Rove.
-Bubba Licious
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8.0. Catch them on tour with special guest, "Barry Manilow."

8. Includes the hit, "Moe, Larry and Fabio"
-Gerhardguffaw
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7. Most people aren't aware that Sid and Marty Krofft were instrumental in shaping post-Hiroshima Japanese pop culture.
-Slant
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6. wow the costumes are so realistic! Is that gonorrhea man?

-jellybean13

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5.2. Unfortunately, The Schick® Quintuplkatanablade™ razor provided a closer shave than expected.
5.1. According to Wikipedia, Japans leading export is WTFs.
5.0. Horrible rendition of the YMCA dance.

5. The "package" hasn't been delivered to Gunch Boy.
-chuckkling
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4. Featuring the classic moral story - Crazy Mullet Man Cuts the Titties Off of Hairy Skeleton Face Man While Wolf Face Man Laughs and Laughs!
-Michaelred73
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3. The Thalidomide Trio Presents "Songs To Rub Your Bird-like Genital To"
-Jack Splatter
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2.8. Randy Newman can legitimize anything
2.7. does Sir Ben Kingsley turn anything down?
2.6. ...where fantasy meets a clarion call for psychological help
2.5. the crack epidemic was much more fun & colorful in the far east
2.4. Wal-Mart greeters by day, pharmaceutical test subjects by night
2.3. "culture" / "massive amounts of mercury in the food supply" - po-tay-toe / po-tah-toe
2.2. there's no way that doesn't smell like shit in there
2.1. The Sloppy Joe Monsters Team Up With The Metal Shop Douche is now available on Puke-Ray
2.0. at TGI Sushi's, when it's your birthday, these guys will come out of the kitchen & stand stoically next to your table

2. TitSkullBear vs. Apathetic Bear vs. Jani Lane's Retarded Cousin is coming to theaters soon, whether we like it or not
-antistar
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1.9. Say what you want, they sold a lot of used cars that day.
1.8. The New England Journal says: It's Kaufkariffic!
1.7. Gina-man, and the Furry Curtains.
1.6. Actually, this is a Debbie Harry import single "Gina man"
1.5. Phallic man and his hairy friends fight The Vaginatron.
1.4. NBC sold the movie rights to "Waynes World 3" to Nippon TV, but after Wayne was killed, and Garth became a giant robotic monster killer, the franchise suffered.
1.3. Man, they dusted the fingerprints off Tenisessee Williams plotlines so gingerly on Japanese Superhero Show
1.2. With special guest appearance by Larry King as HornyLady SkeletorBear.
1.1. Translation: Sexually Ambiguous Giant Fights Off Prision Rape
1.0. The San Diego Chronicle says: It's slightly better than listening to a bag of cats get kickboxed to death.

1. O! watch out! Logs! watch out, Gina Man! O! Logs!
-mellowpuma 

 

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S, Everyone !!!!! 

xo.

 

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mellowpuma’s

 

Those Were Different Times #111

In Honor of his Arch-Nemesis and BSF (Best Super-Friend®)
m e l l o w p u m a ,
theDIRTYmidget.©

humbly and gladly accepts

 

the Temporary Mantle of
Vintage-LP Album-Cover Ridicule-Master.

He hopes he’s up to the task.

Aside from this inordinately longwinded (shocking) introduction,
there will be absolutely no procedural changes, whatsoever.
I’ll do my best not to fuck up this particular wet dream.

Let’s get things off to a rollicking continuation with
WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS.: 


lpcoverlover.com adds:
Japanese superhero show on Nippon TV (Any info on this out there?) ”

[ There were a couple of responses, but Ill save them until after The Judging
so as not to Crush The Creative Fun. ] 

Good Luck, and Thanks for stopping in to help me
Shield The Torch from The Winds Of Forgettingness.

xo♥.

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Comment by matthew charles mccosh lutes on January 20, 2011 at 3:54pm
Japan needs a Three's Company too..?
Comment by Bubba Licious on January 20, 2011 at 2:20pm
Through genetic recombination of acquired stem cells, Japanese scientists have managed to separate and grow the three distinct entities that make up Karl Rove.
Comment by chuckkling on January 20, 2011 at 12:00pm
According to Wikipedia, Japans leading export is WTFs.
Comment by MacSpruce on January 20, 2011 at 11:35am
Miso corny ...
Comment by MacSpruce on January 20, 2011 at 11:14am

After my dazzling display of knowledgeability of things Asian in the previous installment of Whatever the Fuck This Is, I now find myself at a total loss to explain Whatever the Fuck This Is. As such, I have brought shame and dishonor upon myself and my ancestors, and shall therefore take the only honorable course of action left to me, which is to ritually disembowel myself with my great-grandfather's sword. Sayonara, my friends.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 20, 2011 at 7:06am
Catch them on tour with special guest, "Barry Manilow."
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 20, 2011 at 6:59am
Also available on 8-Track and Chinese take-out.
Comment by Gerhardguffaw on January 20, 2011 at 6:57am
Includes the hit, "Moe, Larry and Fabio"
Comment by bigjas on January 20, 2011 at 5:05am
I am Gman and I fight Dildo Skull and dog face man,here my epic battles on record,because our special effects are even too cheap looking for Japan
Comment by Mervin97 on January 20, 2011 at 5:02am
Wow the effects of dropping an atomic bomb,are worse than anyone could imagine.

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