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More Stuff Found After Dr. Seuss Died.

Channeled poem from beyond the grave:

"I do not like it in this box.

I do not like it, without locks.

I do not like the big backhoe.

I do not like him. Make him go."

Things he was writing when he died...not sure which was the last thing he penned...

"My hearing went when I went to hear The Who."

"I have something stuck in my Lorax."

"One fish, two fish. Red fish, blue lips."

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Comment by MacSpruce on December 13, 2015 at 9:16pm

Inappropriate photos of Cindy Lou Who, Catnip joints and Horton stew. 

Comment by Iverneil on December 5, 2015 at 2:31pm

I can pee behind a tree,

I can pee where all can see,

I can pee here or there,

I can pee my underwear.

Comment by Mike McHuman on December 4, 2015 at 11:12pm

The big white Glux
In his big black tux,
While in his wallet, he's got big bux,
In the end, he simply sux.

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