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In which you were asked to make a pun from the following words

Alabaster                       

Remora                        

deliberated

courdoury

impending

schnitzel

pedestrian

malfunction

mesmerized

Papal

Horace

Honorabe mention:

Youcan buy the Pope's new book online direct from the Vatican using Papal. -MacSpruce

I'll have Alabaster. The lady will have the crabs. - LLBein

With not enough money to hail a cab and having just missed the bus

the child molester decided to take the pedestrian.-Jams3kds

I wrote her phone number down on a piece of Papal...I can only pray that she answers when I call.-Gerhardguffaw

Q: What do you call a text message prior to hitting 'send'

A: IMpending - FroDoh!

Yearly, every woman should go to her doctor & have a papal smear -Buttermilk

After years of buying the same brand of computer Larry finally changed brands and felt Deliberated. -Jams3kds

an't get that Mr. Ed song out of my head, A Horace is a Horace of course of course. -Mervin97

 

Bronze:

That guy thinks he's a hot dog. I think he's some kind of schnitzelphrenic. LLBein

 

Silver:

Damn! I never saw a dwarf with such a big ass, check out her imp ending! - JJJ23

 

Gold:

During Chanukah Jewish people light a remora. -Buttermilk

 

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