In which you were asked to make a pun from the following words
Youcan buy the Pope's new book online direct from the Vatican using Papal. -MacSpruce
I'll have Alabaster. The lady will have the crabs. - LLBein
With not enough money to hail a cab and having just missed the bus
the child molester decided to take the pedestrian.-Jams3kds
I wrote her phone number down on a piece of Papal...I can only pray that she answers when I call.-Gerhardguffaw
Q: What do you call a text message prior to hitting 'send'
A: IMpending - FroDoh!
Yearly, every woman should go to her doctor & have a papal smear -Buttermilk
After years of buying the same brand of computer Larry finally changed brands and felt Deliberated. -Jams3kds
an't get that Mr. Ed song out of my head, A Horace is a Horace of course of course. -Mervin97
That guy thinks he's a hot dog. I think he's some kind of schnitzelphrenic. LLBein
Damn! I never saw a dwarf with such a big ass, check out her imp ending! - JJJ23
During Chanukah Jewish people light a remora. -Buttermilk