Same idea, make a pun from the following words:
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"I'll take 'Iraq, Papal, Caesars' for $500, Alex."
I ordered corned beef and the guy gives me headcheese. After thinking about it, I went back, and let me tell you, they won't make that mistake again after the way I deli berated.
That guy thinks he's a hot dog. I think he's some kind of schnitzelphrenic.
After this, Imma Horace for money.
This isn't the 70's. Nobody puts Baby in the Courdoury!
I'm no Marine Biologist but, the Remora is, Travolta likes fish sticks in his blowhole.
If tDm gets a massage, does he have to pay extra for a happy impending?
I wanted to book a trip to the Vatican but they wouldn't accept Roman Catholic Express. They said I had to use Papal.
Have you seen Hot Tub Time Machine? Rob Courdoury is hilarious.
I'll have Alabaster. The lady will have the crabs.
WE CAN NO LONGER LIVE AS RATS.
WE KNOW TOO MUCH.
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