Other uses for Dopamine
Scientists have noted the presence of higher levels of dopamine to be a common factor in both schitzophrenics and creative people. Now other uses for dopamine are being explored. Feel free to update us as you discover more uses.
Makes good model airplane paint.
Gives the voices in your head something to talk about.
Fun to throw at your kid sister.
Makes hampsters go crazy on the wheel.
Lets you park in the good spots.
Mixes well with fruit juice.
Can be recycled for home insulation.
Makes your eyes shine.
Can be used to promote body hair growth in heart-shaped patches.
Sticks to walls without leaving a mark.
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Comment by Iverneil on February 16, 2012 at 4:00am -
I ate some and dreampt I went to Manderly
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 15, 2012 at 7:30pm -
Suppresses my inner-Lohan...
NOT ! ! !
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 15, 2012 at 7:29pm
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Great parlor trick drug for converting Nancy Drews into Nancy Graces.
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 15, 2012 at 7:25pm
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The perfect gateway peptide to endogenous opioids.
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 15, 2012 at 7:22pm
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Helps release my inner-Sheen.
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 15, 2012 at 7:20pm
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Converts my Michael J. Fox action figures into Megan Fox Dolls of Desire & Derision™
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 15, 2012 at 7:16pm
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Allows Miley and me to ♪♫ Party in the USA Amygdala ♫♪
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Comment by FroDoh! on February 15, 2012 at 7:14pm
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Unihibits my serotonin reuptake inhibiter.
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Comment by Iverneil on February 15, 2012 at 7:08pm
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Snort a bunch and Have schitzophrenia party's
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Comment by Ian Renga on February 15, 2012 at 5:51pm -
Just the right amount of the L-Dopa variety and you're dancing with Penelope Anne Miller. Too much of it and you're back to pulling a long face 24/7.
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