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In the wake of today's collision, sources close to sources close to sources close to the Lohan camp revealed that her handlers have contacted the Special Effects Department at Disney in an effort to secure several of the 'Herbie' Volkswagens that were featured in  Herbie Fully Loaded (2005).


One of the heavily-reinforced cars is equipped with ground-breaking accident avoidance technology that was first used on the Mars Rover ten years ago.  Both cars will also feature Google's new Blind Driving Computer.  "All the cars have a limiter at 210 mph," Herbie's handlers said, "otherwise they could lose control.  But they're death-proof up to 400 mph.  So we're confident she'll be alright."  Google could not be reached for comment. 

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Comment by Gerhardguffaw on June 9, 2012 at 6:34pm

Oh, now I know the reason she blew me off when I offered her a ride in my Yugo.

Comment by KariGrant on June 9, 2012 at 6:12pm

Figures. She got her start as one of the original crash test dummies.

Comment by Bubba Licious on June 9, 2012 at 2:56pm
Not the first love bug she's caught.
Comment by Iverneil on June 9, 2012 at 9:02am

Just keep her away from me

Comment by Buttermilk on June 9, 2012 at 6:43am

Disney is rethinking the project on hearing that she has acquired Coke as a secondary sponsor.

Comment by Iverneil on June 9, 2012 at 5:12am

Unfortunately, they are not immune to train wrecks.

Comment by Frodoh on June 8, 2012 at 9:39pm

Disney, duh, sent Parent Trap 3 stars Lulu and Lola to clean up Lindsay's mess between takes.

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