2 Ring Worms,
Camel Spiders,
Porcupines,
Ferrets,
Hairless Cats,
Godzilla,
Cooties,
Plantation Beetles,
Noah’s sons: Moe, Larry and Shem,
The Blob,
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the shamwow guy (he didn't bring enough for everybody)
My neighbors.
2 Flood Insurance Agents
Zoophiles
Termites!
Reality. Reality has never been welcome on the Ark because in reality the ants would get eaten by the anteater which in turn would be devoured by the puma who would then become Lion food. In the end all that would remain on the 'S.S. Moveable Feast' is one fat lion and tons of skeletal remains clanking about as it sinks, releasing the Lion to the ocean thus providing a light snack for a Great White Shark.
Stevie Wonder (under contract to pilot the Ark if and when Russell Crow contracts H7N9)
Mary J Bilge
Drew Barrymore from FIRESTARTER
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