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Kardashian Woman — Parody of 'American Woman'

Link to 'Kardashian Woman' MP3

Lyrics:  Fro'

Vocals:  Joel Jorgensen



Kardashian woman, stay off my TV-eee
Kardashian woman, Sorceress of E!
Don’t bop yer booty, that bum's a bore
I don’t wanna see it twerk no more
I got more important things to do
Like spend all day watchin’ Scooby Doo
Now woman, cover yo’ behi-ind
Kardashian woman, ‘Keeping Up’s’ a gri-i-ind!

Kardashian woman, built a dynasty-ee
Kardashian woman, always "Look-at-me-ee!"
Don’t be  shakin’ that thing no more
Had enough of that on ‘Jersey Shore’
Please don’t tweet yer silhouette
Go break someone else’s ‘net
Now woman, I said go away-ay
Kardashian woman, listen up ‘Kimye’-ay-ay-ay!

[~ Interminable Bongo Solo  ~]

Kardashian woman, you’ve been banned they say-ay
Kardashian woman, from the NBA-ay
Don’t care you suckered poor Kanye West
Don’t care your daddy’s Dior dressed
TV lights can mesmerize
Cover up them hypno-thighs
Mama Chris could not resist
Cloned herself a narcissist
Now woman, mamma set me free-ee
Kardashian woman, from ‘reality’!

Gotta get away, gotta get away
From this here show
I’m gonna leave you, woman
Off the Tee-Vo, woman
No lie-eye

You’re no good for me
Like Ebola stew
Gonna boycott yer friggin’ show
Tell ya’ what I’m gonna do
I’m gonna  lea-eave
Or else I’m gonna blo-ow
I think I’m gonna hea-eave
I’ve had it with yer show, woman
I’m gonna leave you, woman
Goodbye, Kardashian woman… x3


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Comment by Frodoh on February 22, 2015 at 12:30pm

Thanks, guys–once again Joel cooked, vacuum packed, then saved my bacon!

Comment by drwho on February 19, 2015 at 6:50am

Well written!

Comment by Ian on February 18, 2015 at 11:51pm

Nice!  Weird Al is starting to squirm a bit now!

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