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... It's TOO Hot a Winter... Let me Breathe. (Fuck you climate change.)

It's probably almost Winter here in Washington State... who knows? Who keeps track of such things?

It's too fucking hot for November anyways...

It's making me cranky.

We say we love the heat...we say we love the sun...

but we don't.

At least I don't this time of year.

It's a big fucking lie. Like many things.

Fuck "Twilight."

It's gloomy... and I miss the cold.

It's November and the bugs won't die... and my back won't relax with the soothing... cooling...

... sensation of the cleansing winds off the Mountain.

My cats tricked me...

... and now I'm tripping...

on the flea medication unjustly untimely delivered

Easily it soaks into my human skin.

Love is a habit. (and obviously Love is more.)

It's not hot... and it's not cold... and that's what's pissing me off.

For nature is a harsh mistress... and I'm tired of the madness...

It's time to turn myself over to fate...

surrender...

and to find my peace.

-LizzyQ-

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Comment by LizzyQ on November 23, 2010 at 11:46am
... I should be careful what I wish for. NOW we've got an insane snowstorm going on... there's nothing quite like slipping and sliding around the northwest.
Comment by LizzyQ on November 20, 2010 at 5:53pm
lmao... thanks Slant. You rock. -LQ-
Comment by Slant on November 20, 2010 at 1:42pm

Comment by mellowpuma on November 18, 2010 at 1:14am
Looking forward to sweater weather myself. Never feel quite right in a t-shirt, it just feels like I'm inadvertently wearing a baseball cap backwards. I've managed to dodge the twilight bullet completely, so far. Never saw titanic either. Love is a habit, tell me about it , cycles of intimacy, dirtbikes of passion. Nature is a harsh mistress, but "The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress" is a pretty good Heinlein book. Yeah, winter sucks, it means you'll be stuck in the same place for awhile. As far as the writing goes, I liked it, sort of a mix of Edgar AllenPoe and Bucowski, who were/are both badasses. Take care.
Best Regards, mellowpuma.
Comment by LizzyQ on November 17, 2010 at 9:35pm
... not my best piece, but I'm trying hard not to delete my writing the day after I post it... interesting though, if not well written.

Is that a heating blanket? I can't quite tell... doh!

Be well.

-LQ-
Comment by Ian on November 17, 2010 at 9:04pm

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