If it's ok with you, I'm going to put my penis in.

I don't really want to. I mean, I would, i just don't really think that is a good idea. Thanks for the offer though.

acting like a socially awkward pussy via writing is tough

Well, I mean I was going to act like Michael Cera b-but if you guys want to first t-that's okay, i mean...

Okay.

I'm just gonna ahead and bump or whatever. If that's okay with you I guess. Cause I totally won't if you don't want me too or something.

did someone order the rape?
you cant run from forced sexual intercorse

hey were you the one who put like a million things of tic tacs in my mailbox?

i guess, heh, you know, heh, my movies are good, heh. sorta.

fuck off and die

OP is is a.... you know, whatever

Well, i guess u have a point...I play the same role in every movie, its alright, i like it, i guess.

Heh so I'm not sure whats going on here? I guess I'll just...you know...heh, watch from over there. I think thats okay.

>>286782911

>>286779400
this x 100000000

>>286782911

this is 9/11, pretty cool i guess

>>286782715
This was actually like my favorite movie, and that whole skit was hilarious

Captca: victims hatifiing

>>286782474

I mean, I'm like really glad you guys are participating in this thread or whatever but it means a lot to me I guess. If you guys want to, you can like stop or something. I mean it would hurt my feelings, sorta, I guess.

is it okay if i post in here, guys? i mean, it's okay if i can't, whatever. i guess i'll just go...

Hey, um, how is everyone ITT? I'm doing okay. You know, whatever. I don't really come here a lot but we can chat and stuff.

This thread is like, stupid i guess, I mean OP is a... he's a bad guy, sorta. I mean I'll probably get dubs with this post, I hope. Well i'm out, I guess.

I find you attractive so I am going to be around you or looking at you but be too much of a pussy to express my true desires so I hide behind a mask of depth and tact despite the truth that I want to vandalize your pussy so bad the next guy to fuck you gets a big "MC" on his dick.

And the idiot movie producers make it seem as though creeps like me get laid. I think I'm gonna inspire a further generation of underachievers to get even worse at getting girls than they previously were, or whatever

>>286782757

This thread is so perfect.

I'm in lesbians with you... or whatever...

just watched juno on W

oh michael cera, i want to fuck you

>>286783925

I'm doing fine, but you know. I suppose i should upload a jaypeg? Yeah I think I'll do that...if that's okay with you. Cause I don't have to but I mean maybe perhaps a gif is more appropriate for the occasion I guess?

>>286783798
yeah, i guess, um, if you're okay with posting I'm okay with it. its not a problem because um, OP said it was okay, you know.

Why- why am I even here? I mean, I guess I have nothing better, well, I-I mean, if you're all ok with it but... I guess I'll just, go? maybe?

Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and then 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'

well i mean, guys guys d-dont troll me but i...*sigh* i think i made a pretty cool troll

>>286782243
I-i really like this, um, thread OP, i mean as long as it's okay with you?

i guess, if you want me to guess i'll guess cause you asked me to guess. what am i doing here anyways? i guess... i dont know. whatever.

I mean this thread is pretty cool, you can borrow it some time I guess

Uh, can you guys check my doubles? I mean, only if you want to. It would be alright if you didn't. I wouldn't be mad or anything...

Hey dad, could you give me a ride to ann's?

>>286782578
michael cera doesnt stutter you fucking bitch

uh, hey. I um made you a cd with some of my favorite bands, you've probably never heard of them, but theyre not to bad.

>>286785608
Yeah, it looks like you didn't get anything. Hopefully next time, I guess? maybe? Whatever.

>>286785608
Ah, you didn't get dubs. But you know, that's okay, I guess. I mean, you could try again.

>>286785900
did i anger you?

Hey... at first i was kinda like... this is going to be substantially disappointing. I mean, but you guys are doing pretty good... or whatever.

>>286785608
u mad bro?

Why do I want to fuck everyone in this thread.
What the fuck.

So what you're saying is... i get to talk like michael cera? That's cool...

>>286785608
Um. Thats not even close to dubs, I mean, if you want it to be then I guess thats ok, I guess. I mean, whatever.

Oh, /b/, I forgot to tell you have a girlfriend. I mean, she's pretty cool I guess. She's also pregnant..by.......me.....
Hey, /b/, I'll just see you later, I mean, if that's okay with you. I have some stuff to work out.

that was supergay

yo yo yo whats dawg, yo my name is michael cera and i be the baddest muther on earf fo sho niggz! best be respectin peace out ya hearrrd

ummm...

>>286786475
You want to fuck m-me? Are you sure because, well, maybe I felt the same way, I guess, I kind of like you, maybe we could hang out sometime and I don't know.. Fuck? I guess, whatever. Maybe i'll just go..

>>286786930
I laughed at that, I mean, if you were trying to be funny. I was pretty sure that..was..a joke. You weren't making fun of me were you? Ah, I mean. That's okay if you were I can take a joke, it's okay, like I said. It was funny, I mean, if you were trying to be funny. It's okay.

it's pretty easy, you know, i mean, considering i do talk this way, or whatever, in "real" life and all. so it's like, you know, second nature for me to talk like a total pussy loser. however, i am a girl, so that does add some sort of a twist to it, or something, i guess, maybe. could be good could be bad, who knows really, or cares probably, actually, or whatever. um, so anyway, i'm not real sure how to end this so, um, yeah. ends here. or something.

hey uhh.. /b/, ill partake in this uh thread i guess i mean its cool and stuff but ya i uh got to go make more movies that im a socially akward teenager. if thats ok with you i mean ya i dont have to...

i guess this is fun its interesting at least, what if michael stops by? who does he act like

i..i don't. like, want to, you know, infringe on anybody or anything, like, i dont want to post if nobody wants me to, you know? so, um, if you want me to go, just say, i dont want you to, uh, feel obligated or anything..

I throw Mike Cera in the air sometimes, saying aaaaayyyo, you're a homooooo

I saw this thread so... I was thinking that maybe, mm never mind I'm already leaving

I.. guess if it's okay with you guys, I'll just, you know.. bump this thread.

>we act like michael cera
>act

very, very fucking poorly is how

you know usually you guys are very rude to me, you know? um, maybe you guys could talk like this more often or something, or anything other similar to this. I mean, um, I really like this.

Hey I like micheal sarah, but that's totally cool if you don't like him or whatever but if you do then that's cool, but I guess if you don't that's ok too.

>>286787262

Seriously.
I would destroy you.

I guess you guys are cool or whatever, I mean I can be cool sometimes, I guess. But if you wanna hang out or something just chat me up or whatever. I wouldn't mind or nothing.

Um, are we suppose to talk like Juno Cera or Superbad Cera? Or maybe even, um, Youth In Revolt Cera? I'm confused.

>>286789410
Oh, hey that's cool I mean I'll talk to you but if you don't want to talk to me I totally understand, but yeah whatever is fine with you.

Um, so, I'm not exactly sure what to do here, or...yeah. So, like, yeah.

>>286789688
They're, I don't know, all the same, kinda.

Hey /b/ theres this girl I have a crush on or whatever, but she seems to be out of my league or something. I think she might like me, sorta but I guess if she didn't that'd be cool with me or whatever.

Well, I'm not, like, good... or.. yeah.

I think Michael Cera is, like, funny or something. (awkward smile)

Juno is on the tv right now. I mean, if you live on the east coast or something then you can... but you d-, you don't have to.

>>286789688

does he like talk different, you know, like ever?

i act like him i guess, or something, maybe he acts like me but i doubt it cuz what can i really stand for or believe in, at least without someone elses approval first, and i cant make any actual decision or something, without it being ok'ed subtley from someone else one way or another or whatever. i guess or something

>>286789688
That's like, really cool, right?

Hey guys, what's that movie where Michael Cera plays an awkward teenager thats trying to hook up with some really cute chick?

Do you think this thread is epic? Because its okay if you guys don't, I mean, I totally understand, it's just, I mean, I don't think it is if you don't...do you?