My previous employer refuses to pay me two-thousand dollars that I am owed.
I was thinking of filling a small claims law suit and was leaving home to do so, I noticed someone broke into my car and tore the dash out of it to steal my stylish 1996 C.D. Player? I had more valuable stuff in the seat? Oh well wait, this isn’t a cry baby blog…. No sir. I’m not down. In fact I was thinking of taking up Bull fighting. (not really I hate animal blood sports) How do you turn a frown upside down?
Ok - I had to do a Karma check…. I thought I had some Karma to burn off but I guess I haven’t stored enough up after all. Luckily for me I found a documentary on Shangri-La, and got my groovy sued slide set to Tibet and decided to motor up some OOOOhhhhhhMMM and thought about - How do I make this totally fucked up day into something fun and funny? I know I’ll do a list, this list is (You Must add to this) I FEEL LIKE……..
I FEEL LIKE…….
I have a tattoo on my back that says- I take it up the ass!
Murphy took the month off to give me a shot at fucked .
Homeless people are going to start giving me change.
The cat is shitting under my pillow as we speak.
My shirt says I’m with Stupid and the arrow is an autobiography.
Idiots sometimes call me stupid.
Mr. Rogers puddle boots.
An oil stain on an Amsterdam street.
A French Fenga Papit.