In my last blog, I asked for tips how to seduce Shakira.
I have updates! But I am still a virgin. :(
I have done things to try to reach Shakiras heart. I sent her this,
because it is a funny teddy bear who is tough like me. And it has a rainbow which is very much for a girl.
I also sent her 1 of these,
I have also sent balloons and flowers. Sometimes I worry she will not marry me. I have a backup plan, doh, LOL!
Her name is Ke$ha, but I would have to be really desperate to fap that!! HAHA!! Do you know the word Fap? I just learned it and it is so funny I can't stop laughing!! I just keep thinking fapfapfapfapfap!!
In other news, I am still working out to keep my muscles strong. I am using this now,
which was expensive, but a man has to do what a man has to do. Can I get a what-what! HAHA, lame joke.
I am trying to look like this man
becuase girls really like him. His skin is very light though. Also, for my birthday, I almost got a tattoo
of a she-wolf (like Shakira's song). This is not it tho. I'm giving you advice, do not get a tattoo! It hurt SO BAD. When he started with the needle thing, I am telling you, it was not for the faint of heart! I made that dude stop, so now I have just a dot on my chest.
I'll never give up my papasan chair though. The bottom is torn up because my cat
Other dogs came with more instructions, but my new dog, Shakoochie (like Shakira and sex together in a dog) was like the were just ready to give her away. I think Shakira will really like her.
I think that is it for now. Oh, Look at this picture!
That girl is drunk, and she is peeing! Some of you suggested I get Shakira drunk before I make my move, and after seeing this I think you are right.
Thank you for your advice, and if you have anymore advice, I need all the help I can get! LOL!
Have a blessed day,
PS Fap Fap FAp! HAHA! Is so funny!