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It’s so hard to know what’s kosher to say with this generation, what with the P.C. police acting like the S.S. nowadays.



And I think the world would be a better place if we would just admit that we all are a little racist.


Every time a W.A.S.P. whispers, “I don’t see color” an angel dies.


Seriously, it’s true. Just like when it thunders angels are bowling and when there is a sun shower the devil is beating his wife. This is how science works, bitches.


Can we just all agree that we all giggle at a good black joke? Or that it warms our hearts when we see the old Asian lady back her car into a ditch? Or that Dave Chappelle’s impression of a white guy is fucking spot on?!


I’m sorry, but you politically correct people can get off your fucking high horse and kiss my fucking ass.


And I don’t care if you think I’m a racist, as long as you think I’m hot.


But the best part of this whole politically correct era is the people that are truly offended are the “Caucasians”…and first off, what the fuck are Caucasians? Seriously, what are they? Where is this elusive Caucasia? I heard it’s next to GAP, but that might just be a rumor.


Placing me within a certain group of people just because I have no pigment in my skin, well….that’s just racist. And I won’t fucking stand for it.


I like to believe that politically correct people lack acceptable personalities, have mediocre sex at best and smell like self defeat and L.L. Bean….


It’s really the only way I can really feel better about my offensive self, but fuck it, I’m not changing shit.






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Comment by Buttermilk on July 12, 2011 at 5:12am
I agree with some of this, Cracker! (JK)
Comment by natalie paige on June 25, 2011 at 8:26am
you guys always make my day.
Comment by Mike McHuman on June 24, 2011 at 11:30pm

I like the smell of self defeat.

It smells like... victory.

Comment by MacSpruce on June 24, 2011 at 10:37pm

Trust me, you have plenty of pigment in your skin. 


Comment by Ian on June 24, 2011 at 10:00pm
Cock Asians?  And how do you know what LLBein smells like?  Yes, we are all racist by nurture and nature.  Anything different upsets our self-perception and can yield bigotry or even worse, Hitleritis.  And Hitleritis sucks asian cock.   Nice blog as usual good look'n.
Comment by chuckkling on June 24, 2011 at 9:53pm
I isn't racist...I gots a colored TV....

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