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Health Risks Associated with Drinking Too Much Green Beer:

Lime Disease, Olivarian Cancer, Hemeraldoids, Kelly Stones, Springing in the ear, Forestperatory Infection, Chartreuse Fatigue Syndrome, Trichomomoss, Viridicella, Hooker’s STDs, O’Besity,

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Comment by MacSpruce on March 18, 2014 at 12:10pm

Gangreen

Vulcanism

Envy

Malady Greensleaze

Kermititis

Comment by mellowpuma on March 17, 2014 at 9:54pm

no "pot o' gold" at the end of the rainbow, i. e. unemployment and horrific guilt, at the mess your life has become.  no wait, that's regular beer every day, sorry.

beryl beerbelly.

malachite malaise.

spyro gyra ... and not the jazz ensemble.

lime dis-pees.

peacock pee cock. (is tDm writing these?)

spinach pee-notch.  (get it, my liver dosen't work anymore, so it's still green!)

the risk of an old priest and a young priest coming to your door, for seemingly no reason ...

Comment by Mike McHuman on March 17, 2014 at 6:58pm

Leprecy

Comment by Ian on March 17, 2014 at 4:04pm

The Shamrock Shakes

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