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 I guess most people would consider humor an all around win win situation for everyone involved. The joke teller or funny guy/gal is usually addicted to laughing and can't resist any moment to basically, say what just jumped into their head, turetts style. Sometimed for their own enjoyment, with no regard to whether someone else thinks it's funny or not.

I personally have some things that aggravate me about humor. There are some people out there, you have all met them if you are reading this, that just don't know how to get in synch with the program. These are the people that can annoy an otherwise good time had by all. Here are a few


1. The laugher : Starts laughing as soon as you say the first word and continues through the entire story.


2. The one that always asks you to tell a joke or "Be funny" on command. Many times they want you to tell the same story/joke they always want you to tell and what amazes me most are the ones that will turn red and get tears in their eyes EVERY time you tell it.


3. The people that lure you in by saying "You know, the one about that guy riding a does that go again?"


4. The one that alway say's, without fail, "MAANNN, where do you come up with this shit?, you must stay up all night thinking this shit up"


5. The "I don't get it " guy 


6. The guy that will repeat something you said all the way through the joke.

Example: You just finish saying "So, there were these three jellyfish.." and they scream out "JELlyFISH!!!" then you say "...any way, these three jellyfish were on a subway" and they scream "A FUCKING SUBWAY!!!"


7. The one that is bouncing up and down in their chair with that gleam in their eye that tells you they have a funnier joke than the one you are telling and can't wait for you to shut the fuck up so they can make everybody laugh.


8. The one that will ask you to tell the most depraved sick joke you ever told them in private in front of a mixed crowd. Those same people will sometimes tell everyone a sick joke and if they laugh that ends it but if they have a very negative reaction or, say it was not in good taste, they will let everyone know it was your joke.


9. The one in the crowd that stands there with their arms folded and rolling their eyes the entire joke or story(Like my wife does')






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Comment by KariGrant on May 8, 2012 at 8:59pm

EXAMPLE!!! HAHahahahhahahhahahahah


WIFE DOES!!!!!HAHAHahhahahahahhahahahhaha....

Comment by KariGrant on May 8, 2012 at 8:56pm

You had me at "I" HAHAHAHahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhh...

Comment by Iverneil on May 5, 2012 at 4:30pm

Also the "Where did you hear that joke?" or "Who told you that joke?"..WHY? would it be funnier if they knew? do they mean geographically where I heard it?, like on the corner of main and south street, I believe it was June of 92 !!

Comment by LL Bein on May 5, 2012 at 9:32am

I have a funnier joke but can't stop laughing from #1.

Comment by Shag on May 3, 2012 at 2:59pm

I hate the guy who tells someone a joke that you just made up and shared with them, and when you go to tell someone else, they say that they already heard it.

Comment by JJJ23 on May 3, 2012 at 1:49pm

I like to tell the fucked up joke and then if people don't like it I tell even worse ones to punish them. So I'll go "What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker?... I don't have a Ferrari in my garage." and if they say that's gross or it's not funny I'll go like "Well, what's the difference between a Ferrari a bunch of aborted fetuses?... I've never eaten a Ferrari." So yeah, I'm an asshole.

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