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Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    

Vote by index as in 1: [caption] etc, and of course you don't need to vote on all 5 of them.  7 or 8 of them is fine.

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Ok the 3's an 4's won the day:

Mentions:

3. There's a "bun in the oven" joke in here somewhere. -MadAdam

Bronze:

3. Lars and the Real Grill -Ian

Silver:

4. The bedpan flute -Iverneil

Gold:
3. Be careful with the fried foods! You don't want to get her PSI count too high. -Gerhardguffaw

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 16, 2020 at 10:51am

4: You think shit is your ally? But you merely adopted the shit. I was born in it, molded by it.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 16, 2020 at 10:41am

5: Mom, what's the difference between jam and jelly? / Shut up and eat your toothpaste!

Comment by JJJ23 on April 15, 2020 at 6:05pm

1: Don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling cause he's sad and alone...

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 1, 2020 at 7:05am

Call me butt love.

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