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Rotwang's corona multicap boredom special edition

Results at the end:

Since everyone's bored I'm a-gonna just dump 5 caps that vaguely relate to the quarantine world we live in now because of corona, so if you're bored because of corona sitting at home jerking off to pornhub then after you cum you can do a crossword puzzle first and then do this:

Caps will be awarded when the corona virus disaster is over, which as we all know will be by may 1st because our leader says so. And lemme just tell you, I can tell you this, he never lies. He's very very very good about telling truths. Fantastic top-quality truths. He's so honest  you're gonna be sick of honesty.  If anyone tells you the virus is going to get worse, it's fake news, people, believe me, it's fake news.  The judges I have working on this contest are top-quality. Really great, great, people, it's gonna be fantastic, I can tell you that.    

Vote by index as in 1: [caption] etc, and of course you don't need to vote on all 5 of them.  7 or 8 of them is fine.

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Ok the 3's an 4's won the day:

Mentions:

3. There's a "bun in the oven" joke in here somewhere. -MadAdam

Bronze:

3. Lars and the Real Grill -Ian

Silver:

4. The bedpan flute -Iverneil

Gold:
3. Be careful with the fried foods! You don't want to get her PSI count too high. -Gerhardguffaw

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Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2020 at 12:51pm

5: Quarantine Day 52: "Where'd you get the bread!", said the toothpaste.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2020 at 12:47pm

5: It's pretty good if you close your eyes and throw it at the wall.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2020 at 12:10pm

3: Don't be silly, there's plenty enough cum on these.

Comment by JJJ23 on April 20, 2020 at 12:08pm

2: You know, sometimes it feels like they're stalking you.

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2020 at 7:56am

5. "I'll have a Colgate sammy and an Appletini.

5. Only your dentist knows for sure.

5. Mom always had creative ways of making lunch.  One time she fried up dad's pot stash and...

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2020 at 7:47am

4. Now in 1-Ply and 2-Ply masks.

4. "What the fuck, Wendy!  You wasted four rolls of toilet paper and I ended up having to use dollar bills!"

4. Charmin, we have a problem!

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2020 at 7:40am

3. "Oh, Maggie, you're such an airhead!"

3. Be careful with the fried foods!  You don't want to get her PSI count too high.

3.On the next, "Cooking With Lonely Larry..."

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2020 at 7:34am

2. Snakes on a plain road.

2. When Sid came along with his two pet skunks, all hell broke loose.

2. Welcome to Lunchdate.com

Comment by Gerhardguffaw on April 18, 2020 at 7:22am

1, "Hello, Group Sex Hotline, Tammy speaking.  What is your problem?"

1. Just another AT&T fundraiser.

1. Yes, this is how it was in 1980 when cellphones were a pipe dream.  Any questions?

Comment by Ian on April 17, 2020 at 7:15pm

5. Got Blue Milk?

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